12.03.2026 01:26
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Dungeness crab nachos served in a minature ferry boat is the most Seattle thing to ever Seattle.
10.03.2026 22:46
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Win A Dream Date With Whiskey Pete!!!
12.03.2026 01:17
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Guess who?
12.03.2026 01:05
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BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been buying the people in his inner circle, new shoes, and people are “afraid not to wear them.” So, finally after Marco Rubio worked up the courage to tell Trump that the $145 Florsheim shoes, didn't fit - the President immediately bought them all new shoes.
12.03.2026 00:14
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Murphy's Law goes out of its way not to affix blame. Things go wrong because they just do.
Trump's law needs directness. Something like if it is possible for Donald Trump to fuck something up, he will. And as a corollary, once Trump fucks something up, he will blame Obama and/or Biden for it.
11.03.2026 23:45
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Trump likes his name on everything. I suggest that the age old "Murphy's Law" should henceforth be "Trump's Law" because everything that goes wrong generally can be attributerd to Trump.
11.03.2026 16:07
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almost literally Trump tonight
12.03.2026 00:09
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Operation Furrowed Brow
12.03.2026 00:01
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11.03.2026 19:58
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WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE?
If they see, hear, or read any evidence against the poopinfuhrer the reaction is always FAKE NEWS.
They have no shame about supporting a child rapist and sex trafficker.
The Epstein stuff we've seen on social media alone should have warranted the same reaction from MAGA as DEMS
11.03.2026 19:43
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Are all politicians millionaires?
None of this economic anxiety means a damn thing like it means to us boring working families.
When's the last time a politician filled their own gas tank?
We're just getting by while they're getting richer and richer.
How's your insider trading portfolio doing?
11.03.2026 19:34
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I'm seriously trying to figure what it would take to convince Republicans to say ENOUGH of this fool and help get him impeached or 25ed.
10.03.2026 12:42
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This administration is committing Watergate level crimes multiple times per week—and those are the ones we know about. It’s crazy to think about what else will come out after.
It’s absolutely essential these criminals are held responsible for their crimes. We must end elite impunity.
11.03.2026 15:57
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#OrangeCat
#GatoZenzero
#GingerCat
11.03.2026 18:43
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A company in Mexico rescued an orange stray cat and decided to hire him!😺
They named him Engineer Miauricio and gave him the title of Emotional Support Director. His responsibilities include smiling at coworkers, gently meowing, and walking around the office making everyone’s day better. #OrangeCat
11.03.2026 16:26
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I just learned that Anthony Bourdain was 44 when he wrote the book that really launched everything we will remember him for.
Gonna remind myself of this whenever I feel like I'm getting too old to pursue anything new.
11.03.2026 01:06
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It’s a great day for biking!
10.03.2026 13:34
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I support regime change….
In the USA!
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
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#FuckTrump!
11.03.2026 11:33
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So you know.
Found an old paperback here. Bent spine. Dog-eared like i was coming back to it.
I like books like that. Traveled. A line under something that hit right at that moment.
Some songs feel that way. You open them up and remember where you left off.
11.03.2026 10:44
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❌ 📺 DAY 491 OFF Cable News 📺 ❌
11.03.2026 11:41
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Thank you!
11.03.2026 11:37
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Isn’t saying Iran’s nuclear capabilities were kinda obliterated like saying your mistress is a little pregnant?
11.03.2026 11:42
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Our Michigan Senators REPRESENT!!!
Senator Elissa Slotkin and Senator Gary Peters voted NO more funding for Trump’s unauthorized illegal war.
Thank You!
11.03.2026 11:35
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Israelis stood silently by while Netanyahu leveled Gaza.
Israelis were silent when Netanyahu and Trump killed the ayatollah in Iran.
Iranians are going to retaliate and Israelis and Americans will be the targets.
Iranian military calls the attacks Trump and Netanyahu’s ‘Operation Epic Mistake.’
11.03.2026 11:11
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Imagine enlisting while Biden was president and then all of the sudden you’re being deployed to the Middle East to die in yet another Republican war for oil because Trump and Netanyahu need to stay out of prison?
11.03.2026 10:56
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Ask Gym Jordan why he’s not holding hearings about Donnie John Junior and Eric’s drone company.
Mention Hunter Biden.
Ask Gym why he and the Trump boys are in the Epstein Files yet none of them have testified.
Mention Hillary Clinton.
Why is Gym protecting rapists?
Mention Ohio State athletics.
11.03.2026 10:40
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But Hunter Biden’s laptop…
11.03.2026 10:27
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When your advisors are too afraid to tell you the truth because of your tantrums they are not really advisors.
They’re cult members there to stroke your fragile ego.
When you don’t want to hear the truth you are lying to yourself.
Trump doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies anymore.
11.03.2026 10:24
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