Man, talking politics with Euros is tough right now. On the bright side I got the best tattoos in the joint.

That is not really a bright side, I guess.

Nothing but hits from this potato

Man the energizer bunny looks different over here

Oh, another thing I forgot is TINY coffee

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Man, been awhile since I've had a fleisch und kase brekkie

For those of you that doubt European progressivism, in my hotel you simply cannot flush the toilet without putting the seat down

Here to tell you you CAN stay up for 48 hours straight. SHOULD you? Not my call.

So here's the thing: attorneys across the planet have been getting thrashed in courtrooms for using AI in filings. And somehow, this administration decided that this was the tech they wanted to use to put together targeting packages in a war WE SHOULDN'T BE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I sometimes feel like all the good jokes are already taken

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

So were the shipheads and subheads sailing normally and using bipedal locomotion in shallows/on land?

There is a town in the UK that is simply called "The Moss"

The fun thing about modern air travel is if the plane is an hour and a half late, that's fine. But if YOU are one minute late because your plane was an hour and a half late, that's less fine.

Small wooden doll with post it note reading “very cursed”

this is sitting outside Mitch McConnells house

"Imagine a color you can't even imagine."

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

I'm beginning to suspect my "stay up for 28 hours so I'm not jetlagged" plan is maybe not so great an idea after all

As a weirdo, I have to say that one of the things I'm most excited about for my impending Netherlands trip is coming back to crisp sheets on my bed.

That shirt

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

Hey, if you respond maybe one day you'll be able to buy a church or some guitars.

I think this is from Thunderbirds 2086

Six String Samurai

How do you leave Jesus on here?

I might start going to church or something lol

On a rewatch right now. What a show.

It's a great one!

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

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