Jason McDonald

Go get your shine box.

If only Ebert had lived to see "Cocaine Bear"...

I think the truncated and combative TV version of Ebert kinda got in the way of the far more insightful print version of him.

It helps that -- other than him having a small arthouse streak I don't possess -- he and I tended to have very similar tastes in movies.

Just remember, when It Finally Happens, Donald Trump won't be able to hear your wild celebration but all his lickspittles and failsons will.

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, leaves his final career game to a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan!

Between lingering clock change and not getting home until midnight last night, I may actually need that big slop bucket of coffee Dunkin is offering.

I actually kinda like the trade for Pittman.

Now we just need someone to throw the ball. Please not Aaron Rodgers.

I can't compete with this.

Trump is bringing infrastructure week to Iran.

by Marc Thiessen

The Jason Narducy/Michael Shannon (yes, the actor) R.E.M. tribute project... coming to Pittsburgh.

Tonight's adventure...

Short, and hopefully slower, week at work. Spring break, so the kids are gone, some of the faculty take vacation or work from home, and staff gets Friday off.

Oh right. If you don’t set your alarm on Sunday, your body doesn’t adapt and the time change kicks your ass on Monday instead.

In my personal head-canon, Alonso stopped for a mid-race smoke break.

ACAB includes George Russell

two men are sitting at a table and one has a badge on his shirt that says ' captain ' ALT: two men are sitting at a table and one has a badge on his shirt that says ' captain '

Oscar… nooooooo!

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

I had my windows open to enjoy the rain right up until I was getting sprayed on the OPPOSITE end of the couch from the open window.

Liiiiiiiittle too much wind.

Next she’ll be telling us Scott Steiner wasn’t a real mathematician.

I’m having trouble understanding what country she supports. Very ambiguous.

I put googly eyes on my TI-83. Please can I have a billion dollars?

(Williams quietly removes the anvil from the frunk somewhere around Baku, finally making weight)

We’re down two open positions at work. There’s days where we keep the plates spinning pretty well and there’s days where it’s a 5-on-3 scramble. This week was a bit of the latter… but at least it’s over.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my crawlspace
I’m John Wayne Gacy

The Most F1-derful Time Of The Year The world may be collapsing, but it's STILL almost time to go racing in 2026.

The Most F1-derful Time Of The Year

The world may be collapsing, but it's STILL almost time to go racing in 2026.

It is really a low water mark to be at war with the one of the worst regimes on Earth and manage to come away as the callous and undignified party.

It’s hard to juxtapose the general state of things with being happy that both F1 and the World Baseball Classic are back, but… we’ll figure it out, I guess.

That’s not a very Whiskey Fridays With Tony Dokoupil spirit…

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

I once had beers with Murray, the Red Wiggle.