Jason McDonald

Fine amounts of Pattable Head Surface.

Chili’s: Sometimes Applebee’s Will File For A Restraining Order

Puppy Luna, both ears up (for once)

WE HAVE FULL EAR EXTENSION!

The end result of this war is that we either exit with Shia North Korea controlling the Strait of Hormuz, or pre-1996 Shia Afghanistan with random militias being in a position to fuck with the Strait of Hormuz.

Waitwut? Tornado warning?

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

If someone had told me I’d be considering going to a sports bar on a Wednesday night to watch an Italy-Mexico baseball game, I’d have thought they were crazy.

And yet…

Actually, judging by the Epstein Files he’s thinking TWO generations ahead.

Go get your shine box.

If only Ebert had lived to see "Cocaine Bear"...

I think the truncated and combative TV version of Ebert kinda got in the way of the far more insightful print version of him.

It helps that -- other than him having a small arthouse streak I don't possess -- he and I tended to have very similar tastes in movies.

Just remember, when It Finally Happens, Donald Trump won't be able to hear your wild celebration but all his lickspittles and failsons will.

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, leaves his final career game to a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan!

Between lingering clock change and not getting home until midnight last night, I may actually need that big slop bucket of coffee Dunkin is offering.

I actually kinda like the trade for Pittman.

Now we just need someone to throw the ball. Please not Aaron Rodgers.

I can't compete with this.

Trump is bringing infrastructure week to Iran.

by Marc Thiessen

The Jason Narducy/Michael Shannon (yes, the actor) R.E.M. tribute project... coming to Pittsburgh.

Tonight's adventure...

Short, and hopefully slower, week at work. Spring break, so the kids are gone, some of the faculty take vacation or work from home, and staff gets Friday off.

Oh right. If you don’t set your alarm on Sunday, your body doesn’t adapt and the time change kicks your ass on Monday instead.

In my personal head-canon, Alonso stopped for a mid-race smoke break.

ACAB includes George Russell

two men are sitting at a table and one has a badge on his shirt that says ' captain ' ALT: two men are sitting at a table and one has a badge on his shirt that says ' captain '

Oscar… nooooooo!

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

I had my windows open to enjoy the rain right up until I was getting sprayed on the OPPOSITE end of the couch from the open window.

Liiiiiiiittle too much wind.

Next she’ll be telling us Scott Steiner wasn’t a real mathematician.

I’m having trouble understanding what country she supports. Very ambiguous.

I put googly eyes on my TI-83. Please can I have a billion dollars?

(Williams quietly removes the anvil from the frunk somewhere around Baku, finally making weight)