Terry! Teri! Teré!

Some days I want to make new friends. Other days I don't want to be bothered by humans. My life smh.

I don't feel like working but I also don't feel like being outside on a weeknight. Guess I'll pick an old fling to love-bomb.

I hate when my workday makes me late for the gym. Never the other way around. Priorities. 🤣

I've tried meal prepping before...the meals I prepped didn't last the week smh. Be strong! 🤣

I see a 10 piece lemon pepper wing combo in my immediate future.

Is Wadada still open in the Westend? Their Beet smoothies are... *chef's kiss*

NEVER!! 🤣

"I'm Rasheeeeda...I rap like Shawty Lo"

a man with a beard is wearing a white jacket and smiling . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white jacket and smiling .

Don't tempt me because I aint scurred...🤣🤣🤣

The way that gym whooped my ass on tonight...

This fool is high as giraffe pussy and he doesn't think I realize it.

Facts...I gave up after a few minutes because it was too boring.

Who knew General Hospital is still on the air!? Got me in here trying to catch-up on the plot after all these years.

The weather is so pretty outside today. I already know traffic is a FOOL.

Not the black ones. Many blend-in but secretly vote along maga lines.

a man and a woman are sitting on a couch and the woman is holding a yellow binder ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on a couch and the woman is holding a yellow binder

When those voting records are exposed & you realize your own family member is an undercover MAGA...

I just paid $22 for 10 damn wings + a handful of fries & idk how to feel about it.

I don't feel like being an adult today at all.

A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

Today whooped my ass so bad that Im laying in bed eating a birthday cake. It's not even my birthday. 🫠

The older I get the more I enjoy saying NO. No explanation needed. Sometimes I add a "fuck" to it for flavor.

a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a plate and a bag of food . ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen holding a plate and a bag of food .

I've gotta start going to bed early again. I'll need all my strength for WWIII.

If it's warm again tomorrow I'll be outside breaking up happy homes. Unc was too tired today.

This a reminder!

At this point, your continued use of X is a reflection of your character and moral standing (or lack thereof)

I leave the gym in such a good mood. I'm tired AF, but throwing heavy objects & screaming for an hour straight is so therapeutic.

I've laid here scrolling for 2 hrs. May as well get up and start being an adult again. 😭

Sprinkle sprinkle

It's been a hard day. I don't drink nor smoke so I'm about to go to the store & shut down the snack aisle.