madigail

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Baltimore

Italy beats the USA 8-6

good evening

I never hear about Pyre being put up alongside Hades but it’s my favorite Supergiant game because it’s a weird morality choice sports game which is a genre that we need more of

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” - James Baldwin

Are you going tomorrow too?

lick

"Trans people no longer allowed to drive in Kansas" is a real headline. In case you don't think this is Nazi shit, let me assure you: this is Nazi shit.

💖 love you

men's hockey that is

women's hockey is enormously gay and based

Joey Mousepad with Bender

An underrated Futurama character is Joey Mousepad, which is just a great name for a robot who is in the mafia.

I think one of the clearest parallels to the AI industry is that guy who said his horse could do math

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

hi, cis folks!

if you’re in kansas, please call & tell your state senator & representative that revoking trans people’s documents & setting bounties on trans folks using the bathroom is fucked. tell them to support a veto—yes, even republicans.

contact info: reps.fyi

find talking points in the QP

I'm a physicist, who spent a decade working with machine learning models to help analyze and design new polymer materials.

There's an important clue here. I spent a DECADE doing this... as in, I was doing it a decade ago.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

the III is the part of this that makes the most sense

if I was named Charles Bonesteel I would absolutely name my son that and he would continue the tradition, I expect there will be a Charles Bonesteel VIII in another few generations

ICE agent: “it wasn’t kidnapping. We just pulled up in a white van and asked your kid if he wanted some candy.“

when you're chronically ill sometimes the american medical industry really does just take a look at the board game of your life and makes you draw the card "BUREAUCRATIC FUCKUP - LOSE ONE (1) DAY"

I guess savannah bananas are harlem globetrotters but for baseball, so that should be "harlem globetrotters but for football when"

savannah bananas but for football when

its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish

They're saying that trans women writers don't belong in literature and genre fiction, that we have an "unfair advantage" because we're "too hot and interesting"

wait when did I do that

just don't add another

this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit