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Seeking a job selling spatulas. Aspiring Space Barrister. Still have not been killed and eaten by a wolf on an English train.

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Now would be a relevant time to reboot Sliders

12.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t see a resemblance. Maybe a little bit in the eyes but that’s about it

06.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Experience is knowing it is better frozen

03.02.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Oh no…

19.12.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s harder to try to force you to use their LLM to help you with it so it can show value

22.11.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t even know this was a thing but adding to my queue

15.11.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is disgusting. Several people recording videos and not a single person running around trying to pet them all while jumping up and down screaming β€œpupp!” Over an over?!? What has this world come to?

Maybe I’m just mad I wasn’t there to be that person.

12.11.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If my call was really important there wouldn’t be a wait time

10.11.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy!

11.10.2025 08:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure someone has well curated list that can be used for blocking them, right? There is a list for everything else.

30.09.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

None of my friends are gone so I’m taking that as confirmation that I made good choices making friends.

23.09.2025 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will be pissed if it happens before I finish Tavia’s narration of The Shattering Peace

23.09.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have definitely pushed through on books recommended by people I respect. Usually turns out to be worthwhile but if it isn’t then I don’t go and post a negative review. I acknowledge it wasn’t for me.

18.09.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is hate reading a thing? I can see people buying a book, reading it so they can leave an angry review, then returning it for full credit. Do they not have enough things to be angry at already?

18.09.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Drinking is up but bars/restaurants are down. Very strong β€œare they coming for me today” sentiment definitely isn’t helping.

09.09.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of us didn’t have a Tower Records nearby so we had to call the radio station asking for the song that went…

17.08.2025 08:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time. #rebootsliders

17.06.2025 08:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two days ago my robot vac notified me it was trapped and needed help. I still haven’t found where it is hiding. Yeah, we’re safe for a while.

11.06.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I get the sheep and glitter, but what is the twine for?

25.05.2025 05:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds more like a Daniel Suarez novel. Disappointed either way.

22.05.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is your lasagna round?

11.04.2025 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What people don’t get is that he is trying to get it back to where it was when he left office so he can prove that he can make it grow faster and higher.

Otherwise, he is an incompetent conman.

04.04.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when the big political debate was how to spell β€œpotatoe”

29.03.2025 22:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Panopoulos knew what he was doing when he invented it at his Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario in 1962.

17.03.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep hearing that argument but I don’t understand how that is different than what is already happening

14.03.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The geometric mean of your constituents ages, plus 7

14.03.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do they squeak?

09.03.2025 09:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that how crossover stories happen?

27.02.2025 23:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@dmguay.bsky.social you know I love a good Haberkorn scream, but this time you had him screaming words that had me laughing to the point I had to pause. Well. Done.

23.02.2025 09:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s because we miss you

13.01.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0