Mayor of clown town

if you told unmedicated, pre social anxiety therapy me from a year ago that we'd be going back to school they'd laugh in your face!

been MIA from most socials for a while sorry i somehow got my shit together and now I'm enrolled to go to trade school in January after dropping out of college 7 years ago?

A canadian's review of their first time traveling to the us:

-these portion sizes are insane

-i love Dutch bros

-seeing plastic straws and bags was weird as hell

these eyes can see into my future

i am gonna try to break that behavior because i do like handling my snakes and i am planning on breeding her so i need to be able to get the eggs from her, but she is so intense sometimes i walk past her tank and she comes out mouth wide open thinking I'm coming to give her a snack 😭😭 so intense

my new snake Maki is so food motivated and hasn't been handled a lot before (i just got her and she is 3) so everytime i pick her up she tries to eat me. not BITE that's not even that species' top 3 defense mechanism she just fully assumes im a big rat for her

the hungry girl:

this cat looks like he needs a drink and a cigarette (said lovingly he is so freaking adorable)

thank you!!

the Capricorn guilt of spending exactly one day for myself at this show is setting in already but i will not let her win..

I'm seeing smosh live next week guys.... imagine saying that to 12 year old me

I can't wait to have a bedroom i actually love (and also to have a bed frame my back is killing me)

just watched bring her back. what a great movie for real

A black-and-white graphic poster with bold text that reads: "IMPROVE YOUR IMAGE... BE SEEN WITH A BUTCH!" Between the text is a photograph of a close-up of denim jeans and a large belt buckle, evoking classic butch fashion.

she still doesn't have a name 😔 her breeder told me she was extremely food motivated but i didn't think she would tried to EAT ME LOL

the second picture was taken approximately 2 seconds before she fully tried to eat my wrist? welcome home girlie!

Picking up my new snake in a few hours!!! 🐍

this is him watching me outside like i abandoned him for a year (i was gone for 10 minutes)

POV you moved 2 days ago and your codependent cat is crying bc you closed the door to pee

raise your hand if you also live in constant fear of fiberglass mattresses

if you're wondering how moving is going i cried while trying to unplug my dishwasher (it was hard)

slime rancher is one of my favorite games of all time it is so so fun, I'm playing thru slime rancher 2 rn :)

unfortunately AC is a special interest of mine i literally bought a second switch to have a second island but the switch 2 and a single game is 900$ ??? 😭😭😭😭

being unreasonably upset that that i wont be getting a switch 2 and everyone is talking about a new animal crossing game 😭

i think I'm allowed one (1) crash out this week

why did i cry walking in my room in my now apartment bc the snakes aren't here anymore (they are literally in the apartment i am moving in in 5 days and i go there every single day)

my babies moved to the new apartment today 🫶🏼

also rare pic of my snails that i don't share often for reasons that make sense (and some rollie pollies)

this is snail graham and in the background hiding is snaillibal lector!

this is real btw if u scare most snakes one of their primary defense mechanism is called musking they literally poop on you

and snakes like powder right here actually do play dead

snakes are so not scary 😭

how can u be scared of this thing if u scare her she will poop on you and play dead

9 days before i move and im repotting plants, making soil mixes and cleaning my monstera's leaves instead of packing i love efficient procrastination