Rachel

Between the Buffalo Wild Wings Espresso Buffalo Proteini and Dairy Queen using ice cream as a chicken tender dip I’m….beginning to think human civilization was a mistake.

I admit, I'm always on the lookout when I'm in Chelsea. So I can play it totally cool if he's actually there. Just need to be prepared.

Screams in Michigan!!!!

I have to say, going to Spain during Holy Week and seeing these processions in person was creepy AF.

Today’s wholesome content…

He cannot conceive of ever fighting for something bigger than himself. He has absolutely no sense of duty or honor. His patriotism is only about how much the country benefits him personally.

For DTF St. Louis watchers: If Missouri had a Twyla, it wouldn’t be a bougie suburb. Twyla would be down in the ozarks. The kind of place with one gas station, a family dollar and three trailers surrounded by rusty farm implements. Actually, it’s probably not big enough for a family dollar.

I used to have a step grandfather who would drive to Canada because the gas was cheaper there. It was only a few miles but you did have to pay a toll to get there.

Looking for a bookstore that’s not framazon? This is awesome!

Definitely! Haha Just not in the way they think!

I should also say that it’s a two way street, yes, voters have to show up for their candidate. But ultimately, she made some serious errors. As did Joe Biden and the DNC in general.

I very much wanted Kamala Harris to win and I very much believed she made serious mistakes in her campaign. That is her job (and, yes, her advisors etc), and my heart sank lower each time I heard some new Republican endorsement. Because I knew she was going to lose.

For real, when I saw a sign for it I wondered why McDonalds has a St. Louis burger.

Nope. They think they’re something special even though they’ve only ever worked for the daddy that’s obsessed with Ivanks.

I dunno what the meemaws' recipes are, but my sister has lived in Spain since 1993, and makes gazpacho on a daily basis during the summer and that's exactly what it looks like.

Screenshot of a headline reading Oscar Season's Most Burning Question: Why Not Timothee? The 30-year-old superstar markets himself like nobody else. This has helped open his movies to major box office success but Oscar voters may take more convincing. This is about Timothy Chalamet.

Why not Chalamet?

Because Michael B. Jordan is much better in Sinners.

When you get the course evaluation reminder for your grad school course and you're still finishing two assignments, it just feels rude.

Ogilvie put your hand down
—-i didn’t think I could love Dr. Robby more. 😂

#ThePitt

Hope she remembers her blankie!

Of everything the human Cheeto stain has pulled, I think I’m going to resent ruining YMCA the most.

Imagine thinking that keeping Shamwow on the ballot would impress voters in your favor.

I mean, for the GOP, it probably would. But still...

Did they fill out a provisional ballot?

Do these people ever think about ANYTHING other than sex?

Sisters still hope for resolution in tragedy KANSAS CITY—Inside a cramped eighth-floor courtroom in downtown Kansas City this week, the end of Anthony Jackson's murder trial played out with little fanfare in a city that has recently

Today, I was thinking about Damon White. I covered Damon's case when he went missing while we were both in college. He was dead, and no one has ever been convicted in his death.

When I looked up his case, this story explains why he popped into my head. The last day his family saw him: March 3rd.

Wow, there are some possibilities here.

Exactly. Every accusation is a confession.

Still wondering if calling your reps works? We killed the SAVE act!

I’ll be calling first thing in the morning.

FYI, I don’t think it’s futile to call your Republican reps. I actually think it’s most important to call those that disagree with you. Let them hear about it.

Despicability.

This is AI slop. Let’s not, people.