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Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

"If you ship #ValAngel as a coping mechanism is totally okay and we get you!"

FUCK THAT

If you ship #ValAngel because it makes your dick hard, it's totally okay. If you ship #ValAngel for whatever reason, IT'S TOTALLY OKAY.

FizzarOzzie

do nawt bad mouth lotr in front of me

Using c-ai is cringe as fuck btw

Looks like on substar you can no longer post fictional non con BUT you can go on X dot com and generate deep fake csam of real children.

Cool.

Real cool guys.

HOMR is a top simpsons episide and you can’t change my mind

so true, so true

We need more fat andreaphuls in this world

a page of sketches. At the top is Andrealphus holding a leash attached to Stolas' collar, and Stolas is wearing a skimpy, decorative outfit definitely not of his choosing. At the bottom is Private Eye Vassago looking serious, and Stolas, in a buttondown, seated at a table in a diner as Blitz, in the diner outfit, pours him coffee and winks at him. Stolas hasn't had the courage to ask her for tea yet, but he will.

Stolas marries into a mafia family and his wife's brother decides he likes him better as a pet. But whenever he can get away, he sneaks out to his favorite diner where he can be himself #QueerMascStolasWeek @queermascstolas.bsky.social #helluvaBoss #kazdraws

all billionaires should die actually

collin plushie hypno #helluvaboss #moxxie

sorry sorry sorry the what fic i missed what

i’ve never seen that stolas one that’s great

this is why i never play ow with the chat on. It’s just awful

FUCK YEAHHHHH

so i did a thing and wrote a 14 page one shot that expands on this thread. haha aaha ah. mind the tags. enjoy.
archiveofourown.org/works/80974801

just saw someone type out ”a dime a dozen“ as “a diamond dozen” and that really really irks me

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

good!!

yeah

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every day i see a take that makes me think "are you fuckin stupid?" and then i Dont Say That and i think i deserve 1000 dollars a week for that

i hate people who respond to “i hate men” with ”not all men are bad” btw

some of y’all have internalized misogynoir against coombrained heiresses who look like they were hit with Homer Simpson's makeup gun and it shows 💅

Minecraft Story Mode was peak btw