BIXLEE and 13 others (@bixlee)

making real music with my collection of simon says toys

12.03.2026 03:11 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

yeah i'm also a guitar collector

12.03.2026 03:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

welp i guess i am going to learn about abraham lincoln for the next 5 hours iykyk

12.03.2026 03:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wow that is way sadder than i even expected

12.03.2026 03:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

driving my 2006 ford focus to the pawn shop to look for some new speakers

12.03.2026 03:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

idk but dude does look like the fuckin lion

12.03.2026 02:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

real life meg and peter griffin

12.03.2026 02:53 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

don't you live in massachusetts? surely there are more places than 3

12.03.2026 02:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shamrock shake these nuts off after i take a piss and have to use the hand dryer but actually just wipe them on my pants because those things suck

12.03.2026 02:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

incredible

12.03.2026 02:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

also mcdonalds is like the 25846th best fast food chain

12.03.2026 02:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

no reason to get a burger from any fast food place now that they all cost $10 or whatever the fuck

12.03.2026 02:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

disk jockey

12.03.2026 02:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no wtf no

12.03.2026 02:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man stands at a podium in front of a sign that says mission accomplished on it Alt: a man stands at a podium in front of a sign that says mission accomplished on it

12.03.2026 02:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

united straits

12.03.2026 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's actually pee

12.03.2026 00:49 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

goatse memes are our pickleball

12.03.2026 00:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sorry i am trying to figure out how to pirate the world baseball classic

12.03.2026 00:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a stuffed cat is playing a piano keyboard in a kitchen . Alt: a stuffed cat is playing a piano keyboard in a kitchen .

11.03.2026 23:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

too many cocks

11.03.2026 23:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what is your brand identity though

11.03.2026 23:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

haha fuck the yankees

11.03.2026 04:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

add a letter, ruin a song

something i can never shave

11.03.2026 03:17 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2

hell yeah, fuck our asses italy

11.03.2026 03:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that's honestly horrific

11.03.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wait, spotify has messages? what the fuck

11.03.2026 01:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wow louis ck looks like shit now

10.03.2026 22:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tell me you've never seen wargames (1983)

10.03.2026 03:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh no, which porno though? there are so many

10.03.2026 03:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BIXLEE and 13 others

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