Apparently this is the age where I’m supposed to get really into WWII history. Instead I picked up mountaineering and started training for Mt. Baker. Not sure who messed up my character progression tree.
engineers’ worst nightmare has come true: they all have to become product managers
Rewatching The Departed and realized it lowkey predicted the future.
2006: “In 20 years we’ll probably be at war with the Chinese over microprocessors.”
2026: The entire world is fighting over chips and processors.
That wasn’t paranoia, that was a spoiler.
My latest obsession to spend irresponsible amounts of money is vintage hifi
“Dude just take the 30 years”
I wish I could go back in time and completely wipe the theatrical cut of Kingdom of Heaven from existence so all humanity ever had to reference was Ridleys directors cut
the U.S. looking at Venezuela's BTC right now
when you woke up with a sore throat and water isn't helping so you know you’re cooked for the next few days
growing up is realizing the grinch was the victim. he got exiled out of whoville just for being green i would steal their christmas too
I know what I saw
TSA is gonna think that’s a bomb
The prequel trilogy will always be my favorite, Episodes 1 & 3 are such core memories for me.
We shouldn't celebrate this day, we should grieve it.
a glass of water in the middle of the night
I think maintenance is what it actually comes back to. The percentage of people that don't maintain their knives is wildly high
The percentage of people that never maintenance their knives is shockingly high
once you’ve experienced cutting ingredients with a good Japanese kitchen knife, you become the annoying person who complains about knives everywhere
2 years without you today and I miss you more than ever.
Apparently dozens of people I know play puzzle games on LinkedIn
Time to seriously reevaluate some friendships
Everyone says they want a 10x engineer until it means one engineer with 10 jobs.
If the bars in your city close at 10 PM, then it is not a city
your friend: dude you wear sunscreen? that shit is bad for you bro. it's got microplastics.
that same friend ten minutes later:
That’s actually a mind blowing amount to spend regardless wow 🤯
DoorDash / Uber Eats wrapped would be revealing
newest status symbol is having a wrapped listening age above 50
newest status symbol is having a wrapped listening age above 50
my toxic trait is thinking about my next espresso while drinking one
