Bee?

Me and the boys, upside down on the cave ceiling, just talking bat things

!remindme on 11/01/2025 at 1pm

!remindme in November

huge fan of the 70 year old german guy who uploaded this 360 degree interactive panorama of inside a corn flakes bag. it's in the corn flakes article on

You merely adopt the desire path, I create them

I say, as I walk head first into a holly bush

Me, falling into a black hole: "hmm, feels much more like linguinefication"

The guy she tells you not to worry about (in toilet form)

Shout-out to people that live on the moon, who experience a total lunar eclipse once a (moon) day

These Foie Gans are making me thirsty!

Going through life wanting to give Kramer but, oops! You're Niles now

Long Time No Semen

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Long Time No Semen

As a techie that also is not a man, I was looking for a gender neutral version of tech bro, depending on the person i think we split into "cringe (compliment)" and "cringe (derogatory)"

Ignore the fact I literally used the correct word techie in this reply lol

@bsky.app let me edit my skeets please x

If Dump can rename "The Gulf of Mexico" into "The Gulf of America", surely I can rename "The Isle of Man" into "The Isle of Non-Gender Confirming Individuals"

Sauron realising he's missing his favourite sock, looks over the road and sees "Smeagol's Launderette" has just rebranded to "Gollum's"

Must be a coincidence

The lord of the rings but instead of Sauron's evil power being put into rings it's put into thigh-high socks

Frodo has an existential crisis where he wants to go invisible, but then he'd have to cover his big hairy feet

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

In a south African accent: "Oh no! My petard! I've been hoisted by my own petard!"

Let 👏 gay 👏 dogs 👏 drive 👏

Breaking news from new york: "HeY, I'm wALkiNG HErE"

"It's not rocket science" said the rocket scientist to the brain surgeon

"Well, it's hardly brain surgery", the brain surgeon said in response

"That Mitchell and Webb look already did this joke" I say to myself

"Send skeet" I do anyway

January is too long

I think we should decide as a society to move 3 days from January into February

Then move the leap year day to not be in any month, whack it between July and August, then have it be the ultimate international bank holiday where we all just vibe in the sun

I'm just another enby who enjoys killing Sims a normal, healthy amount

An alternative universe where Stan Lee made an X-Man called Tea Man, where in his veins Yorkshire Tea pumps instead of blood

He invented him to appeal to an otherwise disinterested British population, but unintentionally made the hero all Trans Masc folks craved

Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years

Study: No One Born In U.S. For Past 5 Years
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