Queen of Boots

Good idea. White people are sketchy as shit.

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Yeah ya do... (now get me one of them chainsaws... biggie size... pretty please?)

I did really focus on that part. Could you tell?

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Nice. I'm jealous of a toy's life.

Let's you take those super fast turns without slidin'

And the socks so grippy.

Tell *static* my *static* I still *static* her

😄

🤣 it's not going to change their minds. These people are coco banana puffs. (And I am not helping my case). But thank you. You are chivalrous.

This will confirm my family's insistence that I'm ~special~ 🩷

I got mine at a local market. It was built by our wood guild.

Pepper. (There's a coffee one somewhere.. but i don't drink coffee, so I'm not sure where)

It's precious 🩷

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I (pretty much) never see snow. Send me some.

Believe me.. this was nothing.

It's not a big deal. It happened when I was a kid 🤷

It did happen with a lot of frequency (but not always nicely). Sometimes she was dumped. Sometimes it was my brother. Or me. We took turns abandoning each other- just depending on who was getting on each other's nerves the most. (By the other siblings- not usually our parents. But they did it too).

I'm helping 👀

You sound like the stuff we'd say when we wanted to (nicely) abandon my youngest sibling in a parking lot somewhere.

🤣

Me, with metal mixing bowl on head next to aloe plants on newspapers. Holding a weird pepper grinder very close to face.

Commander? Commander? Can you hear me.. I'm.. I'm lost in the jungle. The flora here are strange. I'm alone, Sir. None of the men made it off the ship, save me. Commander, can you hear me? Requesting extraction.

Yes, Daddy-O!

Fine! Watch from the bushes. Whatever.

Can you just.. be the kangaroo and let me curl up in your pouch forever?
(I want to snuggle in your living hoodie pocket & have you carry me everywhere with you)