Queen of Boots

I shamble, like a zombie. Shitty knees.

Gawd, mom... leave me alone.

If i didn't suck at running, I would run while pretending to be a dinosaur.
I could probably run for 30 seconds and then pretend to be a dying dinosaur tho.

gloves 🩷

😱😱😱😱😱

OMG!! HE WILL DIE WITHOUT A WOMAN'S TOUCH

If Ducky doesn't get a date soon, this man will die. Literal spontaneous combustion. First verified case in human history. Do you guys want that on your collective conscience? Hook the duck up!

Dude!! It's bad enough when God says it. Why you gotta be critiquing too

a turtle is hanging upside down on a yellow line Alt: Turtle monster on a pole flipping

Weeee!!!

a man holding a microphone with the words you 're not gonna like this Alt: a man holding a microphone with the words you 're not gonna like this

Bad news.. you're all human.

I'm so dirty... climbing in the washing machine for a bath.

a bald man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . Alt: a bald man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making intense eyes

Lemme look

a cartoon lion pointing at the camera with a blue sky behind him Alt: a cartoon lion makes the turn around sign with his fingers

If you can bend over and spread 'em far wide enough, that might work. What's inside?

Sounds intense

a man with a beard is wearing a grey shirt with the word pac man on it Alt: a man with a beard is wearing a grey shirt looks very seriously at camera, then takes a sip of a drink

These robots are extremely horny

They make little blue robot pills for that now, you know.

*Sad robot noises*

These should be the blurbs on the back of books

a black and white drawing of two cartoon characters hugging each other on a white background . Alt: a black and white drawing of two cartoon characters. One is rubbing the other's belly.

✨❤️❤️❤️✨

a drawing of a man hugging a robot with the word android on the back of his shirt Alt: an animation of a man and a robot getting snuggly faced

According to some erotic literature I've read, yes. Quite deeply.

a bear is looking through a window at a person in a blue jacket . Alt: a bear is destroying a dummy of a person

I approach everything the same way. I rip it open the way a bear would

a man with a ring on his finger is praying with his hands folded and says `` i need parts '' . Alt: a man with a ring on his finger says `` i need parts '' .

Bitch is still spraying water. I need parts!

How do you know you're not a robot unless you open yourself up and check?

I'm a doctor of love... surely that counts?

That's a good friend

a close up of a woman 's face with long blonde hair making a funny face . Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with long blonde hair grimacing as she gets squirting in the face .

Too happy