Harry the Sea Otter

I did another human mouth study because human mouths are generally gross. I had to crop a lot because this human had a nose that would impress an elephant seal, and I didn't want to do a nose study.

Yes, they look very sharp but humans have a very weak bite force.

Oh no, Pam has very expensive bleached white perfectly straight teeth. The best that money can buy, I'm sure. I do not even know who the other teeth belong to.

Well, he stopped short of saying "We need to keep the poors in poverty for their own good" so at least they're learning to not say the Inner Voice stuff out loud.

Okay NOW it is Art.

Like a cheaply made dog chew toy: destroyed quickly while leaving the taste of heavy metals behind.

You're going to have to add your name though. Please use washable crayon or something because you're probably going to have to share it.

I noticed today that you've been trying to get my attention for quite some time, so I just wanted to let you know that I see you and I appreciate you, so I made you a trophy!

What led to it? Don't tell me because it is probably gross.

Well, now that most of the weak-minded humans that foam at the mouth because someone else told them to are mostly blocking me, let's get down to serious Otter stuff. Like this!

No, but I REALLY appreciate you for being you, and for putting forth this effort for me! ❤️🦦❤️

When you embrace the fact that the perpetually outraged will always find something to be outraged about, life becomes simpler and much more amusing.

Credit where credit is due, that is probably the most creative way of demanding money from others.

I'm not even being sarcastic.

Helen of Troy was supposed to have "the face that launched a thousand ships" which is a pretty weird phrase but I found a smile that probably didn't launch any ships and did a quick study of it.

Depends on how much Pete has had to drink. Basically, he's always enthusiastic about whatever was last told to him (coupled with praise). "Donald you are so smart and handsome and strong, we should invade Australia".

No, not that Cassie. That Cassie is nice.

I assumed that the word "transmisogynist" meant someone who discriminates against Transgender humans because they're transgender, specifically targeting them for that reason, but apparently it means "anyone who doesn't like Cassie".

I know, I learned something new!

Not very strange to just mention somehuman was temporarily suspended and that other humans were upset. Okay and I drew a picture. It was a good picture though.

Do you not like my picture? I mean I did a bunch of pictures of others but nobody screamed "TrAnSmIsOgYnIsTiC!!!" until this one. It's kind of weird like "NO DRAWING OF TRANS HUMANS ALLOWED".

*that you knew was a cousin**
**Or did you?

Okay like 10th cousin at least. Different subspecies, remember?

Oh no no, she is not bald she has a lot of hair on her head. I do not even see a resemblance there.

Jay-Z? Well that's unfortunate. I wonder if Beyoncé made him quit.

Okay all you humans that are angry at me because reasons, you're just going to have to wait patiently while I categorize you and add you to the appropriate block list.

I like to make sure I do it right.

Do you have one of those Wilson valves?

I guess they're all blocking me now, which makes things very easy. I guess pointing out that a human was suspended is transmisogynistic. Or is it the portrait that makes me that? I never figured it out. I wonder why none of them commented on my pics of Pam Bondi.

That's a pretty sweet Winger tube top.

Specifically sea otters. None of those river Shitweasels are capable of tool usage. Thus the innate superiority of sea otters.

I did not know Bluesky had a CEO!