Yeah, I’m not a big mushroom fan generally but a field mushroom on a breakfast is tip top

Sausages appear to be good quality, bacon approaching crispy. Healthy egg option. Black pudding present and correct. Moisture quotient low due to lack of beans and/or tinned tomatoes. American interloper (hash brown) missing but always welcome. Childs portion of toast. A still respectable 7.5/10

I’d say at least Dick Turpin wore a mask

All constituent parts present and correct. Fried slice absent. More egg, bacon and toast required. A dieters 8/10

This is a bad take from a publication that thinks it’s far more important than it actually is.

Brian Wilson at Glastonbury 2005. I remember it being painful then, it looks positively exploitative now.

I know it’s a bit more measured on here but jesus, Maynard has held this squad back massively. We are where we are despite him, not because of him.

Can you say cunt on here?

I can get with that, extra carbohydrates always welcome, obvs. potato cake is the king

All elements present and correct, single fried egg disappointing, tinned tomatoes 👌, sausages were cooked 10 minutes before serving but quality looks pukka, proper bacon, assume fried slice on plate and toast off camera, arty brown sauce distribution - a hearty 7.8/10

Spent a fortune on a big chunky cardigan. I saw Chris Cornell wearing one and thought, "My God, that looks cool, I'm gonna get one". I just look like an old man in a cardigan. Turns out it was Chris Cornell that looked cool, not the cardigan.

Do you want to stay married or not?

Diet?

A Storm in Heaven by Verve (note not THE Verve) is better than their later albums.

@mrsseed77.bsky.social

a man holding a clock in front of a crowd with a sign that says " power " ALT: a man holding a clock in front of a crowd with a sign that says " power "

Bass. How low can you go

aka our lord and saviour

Don’t let the bells end by @thedarkness is in the top 5 Xmas songs and I’m not even being ironic

me: you can just leave that there for the time bean

friend: don’t you mean time being

the time bean: (right in his face) he said don’t fucking touch it

But I need a really cheap kitchen roll organiser

90’s, so close!

Is anybody here?