Me during The Inquisition
11.03.2026 18:39
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Me during The Inquisition
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!
The Star Wars prequels are not good. They never were good. They will never be good. Star Wars sucks. George got lucky that his piece of shit was edited into something halfway decent the first time.
You gazed too close to the Sun I guess
Paperwork literally makes you American. You fucking piece of shit. It's like saying a bullet can't magically blow your face off.
*laughs in bicyclist*
Philippa Foot: I invented the Trolley Problem to expose the flaws of consequentialism.
Our entire society: Finally we have created the Trolley Problem from classic philosophical work Do Not Create The Trolley Prob—
*out-of-control trolley ploughs through the group, mercifully ending the debate*
I installed a bidet for my girlfriend to show her that I care about her ass
Look at muh meritocracy dawg
And putting mines in it is illegal. You have committed a crime
Enlightenment is just realizing that no one actually knows what the fuck they’re doing.
The federal gas tax is 18.4¢ and Republicans would scream if you raised it even a cent but their stupid war raised the price of gas by 60¢.
C'mon babe. Try to enjoy it.
How much do you love AI?
A) A lot
B) Omigosh, so much
C) More than anything
D) I would die for AI
@down.blue
@down.blue
Including the cough in the clip
To the tune of the SEGA boot up sound
The only acceptable pronunciation
For me it's the same place
Logging on
@down.blue
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
Yes! John Brown and Jayhawks stole from slave owners.
If you thought it was OK to steal Black people from Africa and keep them as slaves? Then they thought it was OK to steal them from you and set them free, and to steal all your other stuff and keep it.
If you didn't like it? They took you out.
Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"
His plans are measured in centuries
Taking things out is more work than putting things in, and deserves more praise.
mario this, mario that. what about maria, the mother of jesus christ
Your lack of mmt knowledge is alarming
You can run a macro on me anytime, daddy
How many times in my life have I heard a US president be dismayed by something Israel did and then shrug and give them another bajillion dollars. It's almost like they actually are totally fine with that happening
