I see it now
I see it now
I have a flame orange I think
you can also make me a plateπ«£
It's time to dye my beard, but Idk what color I wanna do βΉοΈ
No such thing as
Laugh em right out them drawls
βPerhaps you are in need of an oral valet? If so I can provide services rendered.β
Theres only 3 rules in this game:
keep your nappy ass hair done.
Do your mother fucking sit-ups,
And whenever you lay on your back, make sure your paper is stacked.
Yes Iβm religious, I believe in the Holy Trinity
If you see me talking to myself just know Iβm having a staff meeting
Itβs snowing nowβ¦
We living in our last days
Cuba Damoan and Mr. Marcus at the same time?!
Iβd still fuck the shit outta Mr. Marcus
It was 84 yesterday π
Drop something red β€οΈ
A good hoagie and a bag of Miss Vickieβs JalapeΓ±o Kettle Chips would be everything right now
I knew a Top named Nicky
I guess you could say he was a sex fiend
I met him in a hotel lobby
Masturbating for an OF scene
He said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nickyβs pipe
πΆSung to the tune of Darling NikkiπΆ
βCoochies are like finger prints,they all different.β
Assistance is requested
I knew I felt a breeze
How you gone win when you ainβt right within?
She just hates us
This is CRAZY
Itβs gonna be 84 degrees today but come Tuesday itβs gonna be 38 with a chance for snow.