Mr. Bodybuilder Sir

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My new favorite gif

Seems excessive

Fashion show?!

I'd like to feel that too

Yum

What else is asking for attention, boy

What do they eat

Being a teacher is like that too. Trying to be positive for the new teachers that are just coming out of school can be tough

Someone needs filled

Good boy

Legs look good, boy

Working hard, or hardly working?

Good pump, bad day

Such a good doggo

Send love & messages

Think I'll be spiraling today

Titties look good, little dick

I'm hanging on a hope, but I'm alright

Dad could use a rubdown, squirt

Why do all the ninja turtles look like Mr Jamie?

Good boy

Such a good boy

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It's a Monday

Hmm, I see. Unsure how I'd feel about that

Oooooo, how was the creme brulee?!

I usually say something along the lines of, I'm not ready just yet. Usually they understand. Too many crazies out there

I'm told I cleanup well

Such a good boy!

See something you like, squirt?

Legs, brah