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Ron Cobb, near-forgotten genius political cartoonist.

He also did visual design of technology for the first Alien film and countless other scifi movies in the 70s/80s. Including the Weyland-Yutani Semiotic Standard - a visual language used for Nostromo signage.

11.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 1380 πŸ” 396 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 9

yeah yeah i’m jerking off my dumb fucking cock or whatever. my penis is cumming ooohhhhh better watch out. if i died how long would it take my loved ones to notice

11.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagining each bullet holes in the survivorship bias plane was a bright red apple and then counting to 5 so all the bullet holes disappear

08.11.2025 04:11 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

04.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1281 πŸ” 531 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 12

He's not of least concern to me......

10.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
digital painting in procreate. Illustration of two young harbor seals in water with rocks and algae

digital painting in procreate. Illustration of two young harbor seals in water with rocks and algae

seals!!!
This was a fun one to draw

09.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1420 πŸ” 451 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Weapons of the weak for the age of weaponized interdependence

10.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Beginning Of History Hi! If you like this piece and want to support my work, please subscribe to my premium newsletter. It’s $70 a year, or $7 a month, and in return you get a weekly newsletter that’s usually anywhere fro...

It's the beginning of history - and an era where we'll see thorough tests of the assumptions of the AI bubble as a result of the war in Iran and the economic and social chaos to follow.

It's time to stop using the past as a guide to what happens next.

www.wheresyoured.at/the-beginnin...

10.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 535 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 11

Do not, my friends, become addicted to oil. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

10.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 494 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2
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Not currently in stock but Target put up their listing for Masters of the Universe Origins Sketchbook Series Man-E-Faces ($21.99) - bit.ly/4s7nDHY #ad

Feel free to bookmark or set in-stock reminders.

09.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

Sometimes you see insane naive fanart that should be in a museum, and you can never see it again bc it’s impossible to search for

10.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 9016 πŸ” 2502 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 176
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Philippines' 'Cockroach Lord' goes to bat for misunderstood bugs While fully aware most view cockroaches as disgusting, disease-bearing pests, the entomologist says they deserve more study and credit for their role in the global ecosystem.

Cristian Lucanas, aka The Cockroach Lord, names his discoveries after Tolkien: "Valar," "Hobbitoblatta" and "Nazgul."
www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/03...

09.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Fossil bryozoan under the microscope

Fossil bryozoan under the microscope

I am becoming fascinated with encrusting organisms as microfossils and windows into ancient ecological interactions. Here we have a tiny bryozoan (I think) growing on a brachiopod shell over 300 million years ago. Collected from Alpena Michigan by yours truly.

08.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Charles Bukowski
renewal
I used to deliberately get into
barroom fights
with anybody around
now as
the world nears its end hear reports of the dinosaur being sighted again
time
for me to
go
back to the
bars.

Charles Bukowski renewal I used to deliberately get into barroom fights with anybody around now as the world nears its end hear reports of the dinosaur being sighted again time for me to go back to the bars.

anyways back to the bars

01.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Shin Godzilla and Kong are playing with some toys, but a larger beast has decided to interfere. My cat, Spicy Wayne, is stealing toys and the rug.

Shin Godzilla and Kong are playing with some toys, but a larger beast has decided to interfere. My cat, Spicy Wayne, is stealing toys and the rug.

08.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
A big sunfish traveling with other sunfishes through a stream floating in the sky. A group of people are watching it from the ground

A big sunfish traveling with other sunfishes through a stream floating in the sky. A group of people are watching it from the ground

🐟πŸͺΈ

08.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2953 πŸ” 900 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 4
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I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after little ones is a lot of work, and sometimes you just need a moment to breathe. So you plop y...

Commentary: I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.

08.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1291 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 9
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08.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a few solid months where dudes I knew kept saying the phrase β€œberries and cream” after that one ad. then it went away.
the wojak is over a decade old now.

08.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a mug from sex toy company TENGA showing a cheerful cartoon mouse in a "LOVE ME TENGA" t-shirt running along holding one of the company's masturbators in his right hand. the front of the mug says LOVE ME TENGA. in red

a mug from sex toy company TENGA showing a cheerful cartoon mouse in a "LOVE ME TENGA" t-shirt running along holding one of the company's masturbators in his right hand. the front of the mug says LOVE ME TENGA. in red

i was reminded today of the adorable Tenga mouse mascot, gleefully running home to absolutely demolish his little pecker

24.04.2024 18:54 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

Someone should make a different movie where a playwright abandons their family after a family tragedy & then their grief-stricken spouse attends the play and realizes it wasn’t worth it because the play is terrible

07.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 395 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Frustrated, uncool dorks (I'm saying that nonjudgmentally, I mean they're dorks, socially awkward people) want to feel a sense of control and to command respect and start trying to model themselves after whatever they think looks scary and strong.
I think that's unavoidable.

07.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At no point watching Breaking Bad did I think Walter White was a cool dude who I wanted to be like. I felt sorry for him turning himself into a repulsive monster. Which was, I thought, the point of the show.

07.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

"sleep paralysis" is propaganda from the shadow people. they want us to think we just dreamed of them as they walk through our houses unimpeded by space and time

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Blood Angel serving in the Deathwatch now has a forest friend whose emotional support reminded him of his Chaplain back on Baal.

06.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
3x3 grid of game covers, left-to-right then top-to-bottom: Age of Empires 2 The Conquerors, Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds Clone Campaigns, Age of Mythology The Titans, Star Wars Empire at War Forces of Corruption, Spore, Dawn of War Soulstorm, Red Dead Redemption, Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai, Battlefleet Gothic Armada

3x3 grid of game covers, left-to-right then top-to-bottom: Age of Empires 2 The Conquerors, Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds Clone Campaigns, Age of Mythology The Titans, Star Wars Empire at War Forces of Corruption, Spore, Dawn of War Soulstorm, Red Dead Redemption, Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai, Battlefleet Gothic Armada

3x3 grid of game covers, left-to-right then top-to-bottom: Red Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge, Warcraft III Frozen Throne, Godzilla Save the Earth, Battle for Middle Earth II Rise of the Witch King, Star Wars Battlefront Elite Squadron, Skyrim, Tokyo Jungle, Helldivers, Total War Warhammer III

3x3 grid of game covers, left-to-right then top-to-bottom: Red Alert 2 Yuri's Revenge, Warcraft III Frozen Throne, Godzilla Save the Earth, Battle for Middle Earth II Rise of the Witch King, Star Wars Battlefront Elite Squadron, Skyrim, Tokyo Jungle, Helldivers, Total War Warhammer III

Side A / B for all the memories
my9games.com

06.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this really feels like the last days of social media, because if/when this place goes to hell I don't have another jump left in me.

06.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 465 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

This is the only way to travel. For me, the key ingredient is no expectations. I take what I get, I keep positive, and I keep going.

06.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Windows 44 rumored to not need you to use the computer anymore. Let Windows do it while you go do other things. Don't worry about what it's sending for email replies or which items it's ordering online. Windows 44 worries so you don't have to. Windows 44 accepts your apologies over what you've done.

05.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1