Matteo

Cold brew inhaled, Tylenol taken…I feel new

And good morning to Wiz Khalifa

YAYAYAYAYA

So we're all having a morning...we shall persevere my bloomfs

O mein got

Woke up with my neck and shoulders hurting…

Glad I was part of that achievement 🙂‍↕️

Thank you for being part of the council <3

And your bsky crush is there in spirit !

Now was it Wagon Wheel Watussi or Monica Bellucci?

HA! Ya gaybos!

One of my top level officials ! Yuuup

Melatonin inside the juice and indica strain..."ooHhhh noooOOOO"

Tart cherry juice consumed, Pencess Blinkiana being hit

Mi niñas bonitas, besos de tesoros 💋

Hear ye! Hear ye! The Royal Roll call of the Porkinshire Imperial Council has been released!

One of your crown jewels, iktr!

This was in my drafts and felt like it was the right time to post it

Munch Nitas

I may be a bottom but I still eat ass

Ivana Lisette Ortiz has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly opening fire outside Rihanna’s home.

Threat Nitas

And what about it mama

It is possible for the government to do things that help people at the expense of corporations. Our politicians simply choose not to do them here.

That can change. But only if we completely change the direction and leadership of the Democratic Party.

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oh god i miss you on my lips, it’s me your little venice bitch

You know what...I'm okay with Mariah winning too

If she doesn't win, I'm calling riggory Morris

Then a friend posted one on their story that said PWRBTM like 😭😭

I still can't believe the DMV approved my 'BTTM' license plate

Karn Nitas at the office

Back from lunchy lunch with a less intense headache now yay

But in 3rd person she stays tripping which is annoying 😭😭😭

The Elusive Chantoomf !!

MWUAH 💋 ♡

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Is this in reference to moi ? ☺️

Justice Department publishes some missing Epstein files related to Trump The Justice Department has published additional Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor after an NPR investigation found dozens of pages were withheld.

4 days ago, NPR reported that the Trump administration is still withholding, in violation of the Epstein files statutes, 37 pages of documents that implicate him in the rape of a child. This should end his presidency. www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...