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Monarch Karn Nitas of the Porkinshire Kingdom South L.A Love Letter ♡

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11.03.2026 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone named her and all she was thinking about is what Iman said 😭

11.03.2026 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kacey Musgraves really is a powerful artist

Got all these blown-out ran-through gay guys talking about “dry spell” diva please you people are about as dry as the English countryside in December 😭

11.03.2026 17:16 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

The way she gives absolutely no fucks what the other queens say 😭

11.03.2026 17:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fag, put your poppers out, and take real big huff, go head and air your hole out

11.03.2026 17:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cold brew inhaled, Tylenol taken…I feel new

11.03.2026 14:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And good morning to Wiz Khalifa

11.03.2026 13:39 👍 49 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

YAYAYAYAYA

11.03.2026 13:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So we're all having a morning...we shall persevere my bloomfs

11.03.2026 13:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
O mein got

O mein got

Woke up with my neck and shoulders hurting…

11.03.2026 13:07 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Glad I was part of that achievement 🙂‍↕️

11.03.2026 05:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for being part of the council <3

11.03.2026 05:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And your bsky crush is there in spirit !

11.03.2026 04:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now was it Wagon Wheel Watussi or Monica Bellucci?

11.03.2026 04:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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HA! Ya gaybos!

11.03.2026 04:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my top level officials ! Yuuup

11.03.2026 04:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Melatonin inside the juice and indica strain..."ooHhhh noooOOOO"

Melatonin inside the juice and indica strain..."ooHhhh noooOOOO"

Tart cherry juice consumed, Pencess Blinkiana being hit

11.03.2026 04:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mi niñas bonitas, besos de tesoros 💋

Mi niñas bonitas, besos de tesoros 💋

Hear ye! Hear ye! The Royal Roll call of the Porkinshire Imperial Council has been released!

11.03.2026 03:55 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
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One of your crown jewels, iktr!

11.03.2026 03:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This was in my drafts and felt like it was the right time to post it

11.03.2026 00:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Munch Nitas

Munch Nitas

I may be a bottom but I still eat ass

11.03.2026 00:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Ivana Lisette Ortiz has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly opening fire outside Rihanna’s home.

11.03.2026 00:03 👍 30 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 4
Threat Nitas

Threat Nitas

And what about it mama

10.03.2026 23:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It is possible for the government to do things that help people at the expense of corporations. Our politicians simply choose not to do them here.

That can change. But only if we completely change the direction and leadership of the Democratic Party.

10.03.2026 23:13 👍 84 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 1
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oh god i miss you on my lips, it’s me your little venice bitch

10.03.2026 22:50 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

You know what...I'm okay with Mariah winning too

10.03.2026 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If she doesn't win, I'm calling riggory Morris

10.03.2026 21:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Then a friend posted one on their story that said PWRBTM like 😭😭

10.03.2026 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I still can't believe the DMV approved my 'BTTM' license plate

10.03.2026 21:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Karn Nitas at the office

Karn Nitas at the office

Back from lunchy lunch with a less intense headache now yay

10.03.2026 21:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0