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Deacon Blues

@kaibutsu

Father, guitarist, singer, lover, rock and roller. Deep-voiced Big Daddy. An amalgam of jokes and wisdom, tempered by reality.

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If this was done maybe Hegseth will run outside and have a joyful anyuerism.

12.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are foundationally shutting the fuck up and talking to their descendants about shutting the fuck up.

12.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men in a jail cell with trading places written on the bottom right ALT: two men in a jail cell with trading places written on the bottom right

Too easy. Hit him with that Quart of Bloodβ„’ technique behind the dumpster. No cameras back there.

12.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always wondered how these guys aren't getting knocked directly the fuck out for stuff like that, job or no job.
Ain't enough 'yes Chef' in the world to let you hit me without repercussion.

12.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Still got me more bricked than Shaq at the 3-point line.

11.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Uncle Iroh. #uncleiroh #iroh #atla #avatarthelastairbender #nickelodeon #viralvideo #viralshorts
Uncle Iroh. #uncleiroh #iroh #atla #avatarthelastairbender #nickelodeon #viralvideo #viralshorts YouTube video by JayPierlis

Preaching from the Book of Iroh
www.youtube.com/shorts/FWX63...

11.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty damned accurate.

11.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

11.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 14

IYKYK

11.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are living in the upside down where a Jewish-led state and the United States have become the war criminals that the rest of the world is rising up against. From the WWII victims and fighters against fascism to unapologetic, fascist aggressors mass murdering children and civilians.

11.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder who wrote this article...

11.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am now.

11.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning 🌞 and happy Humpday dolls! I hope everyone has a magnificent day today! 🀩❣️

11.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
BruhhhhπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜­
BruhhhhπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜­ YouTube video by Bigdaddyleo β€œBigdaddyleo”

Dad Joke supreme.
Delivered with a straight face.
www.youtube.com/shorts/L24hA...

11.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nobody Stealing That | Subscribe #mississippi
Nobody Stealing That | Subscribe #mississippi YouTube video by JacksonMs601

His great-great-grandpappy lives in that body.
www.youtube.com/shorts/3D5a3...

11.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hey Jimmy! Give him a voter support of... nothin'!"

11.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RFK Jr should do the surgery wide awake and biting a piece of leather since he don't believe in science

11.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

Hah, I was just thinking about watching Cerrome's standup again.

10.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I've been saying!

10.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get you a Sagittarius and live happily ever after.

10.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 67

True, but you might as well cash out because of the crash out.

10.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being dumb enough to buy a Cybertruck in the first place.

Stupid games, stupid prizes and allat

10.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alexander brothers are convicted of sex trafficking in case that shocked real estate world | CNN Three brothers, including two of the nation’s most successful luxury real estate brokers, were convicted of sex trafficking charges Monday after a five-week trial over accusations that they used drugs...

More often than not there’s quite a few common denominator of those who commit these evil acts… they literally had a blog titled β€œIt’s not rape if…”

They trafficked and abused women for over a DECADE!!

#EpsteinClass #BelieveWomen

10.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't be fooled by this weather.

10.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Man's got a point.

10.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"You ever tried to tie your shoes barefoot?"
Yet another reason I don't partake but enjoy living vicariously through those that do.

10.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, how they wanted to tell us.
Their faces said so much.

10.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4