Nagihan Haliloğlu

I don't know how I found myself in a position where clothes I buy ONLINE fit better now then the ones I try on in real shops???

well, that's what the headline construction suggests but the sentence actually says 'opposition is higher'

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why yes, my coven and I have a curse circle on watsapp and we're at it right now

love seeing how reluctant this is to say what it says. that's discourse analysis that is folks #humanities

the chaos unleashed when I'm trying to unpack after a vac is inexplicable. entropy multiplies.

Hi, war expert here. Wars only do this when they are extremely over.

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Mardy Bum

open.spotify.com/track/2fyIS6... love the conversational truth of this

for some reason this evening calls for arctic monkeys

BBC has a new Lord of the Flies out innit (two episodes of which I literally watched by mistake at the Berlinale)

also, very Greg from Succession

now I know where I've seen this before. It's Greg from Succession

this is what AI would come up with if we asked 'do an SS officer in the voice of a DODGE staffer'
astaghfurullah

Every AI video is like someone made a collage out of magazine cutouts and wants me to be impressed with their ability to glue

hilarious/lovely that one of my English profs just sent me the loveliest email right after that post
barakah is still in the air folks #Ramadan

my first proper (piping hot) cuppa in a week
I don't know how we Turks are going to teach the international masses to treat tea with respect

multiple times

first it was the libraries, then universities, then being polite
there's not going to be anything left of these british isles....

a massive honour to have the new ayatollah on our podcast today, he’s going to be walking us through his new housing policies and explain to us how a few small but powerful regulatory reforms can enable gentle density to flourish across all the republic’s provinces

Well it's been a day and all I can say is I have three Ramadan teaching days left

Omg you lucky bastard

I get all my Moscow content from hijabi Turkish influencers and Jeremy

The simplest way to understand these well-spoken monsters is they don't believe in the universality & equality of all before the law. They believe in law as a weapon for disciplining & vaporising lesser humans & for protecting & shielding superior humans like them & their allies from consequences

Hmmmm yes, it's kinda lopsided but on the whole yes

giving the books in the shop a good squeeze to find out which ones are raw and urgent

beating myself for not recognizing that this quote:
'I walked through streets that smelled of coffee and dust, past houses that leaned together in whispered conspiracy'
was chatgpt (checking with original text now)

#bio

I would've had some (more) moves had I not been exhausted by a day of conferencing and museuming

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