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Born and raised Newfoundlander Bearded doubledad Hockey analytics hobbyist Puns always intended

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The Sabres are the heaviest betting favourites in any of the matchups today.

They’re playing a Matthews-less Leafs who need the L much more than they need the W.

Have rarely been more confident in a Leafs win.

14.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the corniest shit I’ve ever seen.

14.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both LAK and STL won tonight. Perfect outcome for the Leafs.

14.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been saying it for years: get punched in the face for your teammates! FUCK!

13.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Berube has catastrophically failed at changing the culture of this team.

13.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Drive to Bottom Five, March 13

March 12 outcomes:
+2 points: TOR, NYR, CHI, STL, VAN, CGY, FLA, SJS
+1 points: NSH
0 points: NJD, WPG, SEA

Current Leafs placement: 8th-last

13.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Apparently Gudas was (rightfully) kicked out of the game. I’m still not watching.

Alright then, one of the young guys has to go.

13.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anything less than a full-on brawl in the third is unacceptable. All five Leafs pile on Gudas. Rip him limb from limb.

13.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

They should, but they won’t.

13.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Drive to Bottom Five, March 11

March 10 outcomes:
+2 points: NYR, FLA, NSH
+1 points: LAK, STL
0 points: TOR, SEA, CGY, SJS, WPG

Current Leafs placement: 7th-last

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How many fucking times is Berube going to say the Leafs players need to "dig in", "work harder", "commit". You're the guy who's supposed to motivate them to do those things!

I haven't watched since the Olympics, but are players really dogging it out there and observably not trying?

11.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When his teams excel, he has a hard time replicating that success the next year, and gets fired.

10.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Begging the Canadian press to stop clambering to report every time POTUS makes a 51st State/Governor of Canada reference.

10.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a more feast-or-famine NHL coach than Lindy Ruff? Look at his post-00's Sabres record:

Division placement:

DAL
2014: 5th
2015: 6th
2016: 1st
2017: 6th, fired after fourth season

NJD
2021: 7th
2022: 7th
2023: 2nd
2024: 6th, fired part-way through fourth season

BUF
2025: 7th
2026: 1st

10.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Drive to Bottom Five, March 10

(I hate myself)

10.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How teams beneath the Leafs fared tonight (Mar 9)

LAK +2 points (1 point ahead of TOR)
β€”β€”β€” Leafs are 8th-last β€”β€”β€”
NSH DNP (1 point behind TOR)
WPG DNP (3)
STL DNP (6)
CHI +2 points (6)
NYR +2 points (7)
CGY 0 points (8)
VAN 0 points (19)

10.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch and says shut it down ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says shut it down

Shut down Matthews
Shut down Nylander
Shut down Knies

09.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mar 9 games relevant to the Leafs:

*LAK* (1 point back of TOR) @ CBJ
*CGY* (8) @ WSH
*CHI* (8) vs. UTA
*NYR* (9) @ PHI
*VAN* (19) vs. OTT

09.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A sad state of affairs

09.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How teams beneath the Leafs fared tonight (Mar 8)

LAK DNP (1 point back of TOR)
NSH DNP (1)
WPG DNP (3)
STL +2 points (6)
CGY DNP (8)
CHI +1 point (8)
NYR DNP (9)
VAN DNP (19)

09.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tampa players who got 0 points on the Lightning’s 12 goals this weekend:

Scott Sabourin
Erik Cernak
Charle-Edouard D’Astous
Pontus Holmberg

and

Victor Hedman

09.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Decent chance of going 0-4 here.

08.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what my fandom has been reduced to

08.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How teams beneath the Leafs fared tonight (Mar 7)

LAK 0 points (1 point back of TOR)
NSH 0 points (1)
WPG +2 points (3)
CGY +2 points (8)
STL DNP (8)
CHI DNP (9)
NYR 0 points (9)
VAN +1 point (19)

08.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Berube was supposed to be the hard-ass, accountability-first coach and that failed spectacularly. Took them just one season to start tuning him out.

08.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DeBoer’s a total POS, though. What he did to Lehner was unconscionable, and throwing Oettinger under the bus after last year’s playoffs had all the Stars players saying β€œget this guy the fuck outta here.” Short shelf-life for him, unless he’s changed.

07.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brad Treliving is a coward and a bitch.

06.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Edmonton paid a first round pick for a mediocre C and to rid themselves of Mangiapane’s contract (a good ol’ Ontario boy!)

We couldn’t have taken them up on that? Would that not have been a better return for Laughton? Surely they would have preferred Laughts to Dickinson.

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the first time in forever, the Leafs had cap space to weaponize to take undesirable contracts off the hands of contenders in exchange for assets and they did absolutely fuck-all with it. The fucking negligence.

06.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a single close-to-ready prospect β€” in fact, no prospects at all β€” came back to the Leafs in the Roy/McMann/Laughton deals.

Treliving chose mystery boxes over players who could realistically contribute in the near term.

So disgusted with this organization.

06.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0