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Straights of Hormuz are disrupting trade?
Sister, just wait until I tell you what the straights of America are disrupting.

I finished my masters degree in 2021 and have, at times, considered going back for a PhD. But, if this is the kind of academia I’d be going back to, I don’t want it.

The Czech sledge hockey goalie played in the 2022 games as a forward!

Now I sleep

TK REDEMPTION GOAL

an AI generated image of the Strait of Hormuz and mocking a diagram that originally showed trucks going across the land, but now I've put two stargates there instead

can this be a solution

Screenshot of Apple Weather app showing that today there was a high of 81° and tomorrow from 4-7 pm there is a 30-65% chance of snow

Go home weather, you’re drunk

I love when announcers make Drysdale and Zegras sound like 1900s lesbians. "Reunited with his close personal friend"

I used to not like thunderstorms when I was growing up but one time in college, some friends and I took our shirts off and ran around in one and from then on I was cool with thunderstorms

This thunderstorm is sure thundering

What a pretty pretty play by Tippet and Zegras

Tom Wilson, I will fight you myself if you hurt TK on his birthday

Today TikTok informed me that “whisper down the lane” is also a Philly thing and most people call the game where one person whispers in the next person’s ear around a circle “telephone”

Suddenly I care about basketball

have you ever tried Pashion shoes? With the heels you can swap out for flats? I've never used them, so it's not an official recommendation, but they seem cool

I got a free flight on points and I’m staying with a friend just so I can get a day soon

I hope you feel better soon! I’ve had shingles and do not recommend

I’m sitting outside in my sports bra reading a book and someone nearby that I can’t see is strumming a guitar and I suddenly feel like I’m 19 and in college

It’s wild how some sunlight and mid-70s temperatures can change a bitch’s entire personality

Man.

The world fucking is on fire.

So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.

Live whats left of your only life.

If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.

Fuck the haters.

Okay no. I will not be returning for the third period.

Ew. My condolences.

HOW DO YOU SEPARATE THE EXCITING WHITES???

Trying to resist the urge to sit in direct sunlight for the rest of the day because there is absolutely zero cloud cover and my tender baby skin has barely been outside since September, but it’s soooo niiice

Weather app for the town of Marlton. Current temperature 67° with a high of 72°. Tomorrow’s high will be 75° and Wednesday will be 74°

This is the perfect weather and I will be spending as much time as humanly possible outside

First period of sledge hockey: “you’ll notice the goalies have different styles, we’ll talk more about that later.”
Me: “good because I was wondering”
Second period: they explain the goalies and then say “that’s for all the hockey nerds who wanted to know more.”
Me: “it’s me, I’m the hockey nerds”

Thankfully I was able to decline the replacement and I’ll just try to buy the scar strips somewhere else, but it was super annoying!

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

An orangey purpley sunset over a suburban backyard.

Daylight saving sunset after 7 pm 😍

so pretty!