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@seanmcdhorror

Author of Not Another 80s Horror Novel and other books.

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This was on purpose, right? I mean, they proposed to Crosby and left him at the altar when the hot girl they hated in high school said they were cute. That’s what happened here, right?

11.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife and I used to take the same train into the city. Eventually she was clearly pregnant and then obviously I was at the platform by myself after she had the baby.

The number of strangers who came up to me in the days after to say, β€œDid your wife have the baby?” was actually really nice.

11.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the part of my BG3 replay where Karlach crashes out and it hits me right in the soul.

11.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This looks like one of the lesser counts of an Eastern European royal family that never gets let into the orgies.

10.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My father, who is not MAGA but still stubbornly clings to a lot of boomer conservatism, dead ass said to me, β€œit’s only 20% of the global oil that goes through there.”

Like if I didn’t lose 20% of my salary it wouldn’t be a massive goddamn problem.

10.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a New Yorker, every year of this pisses me off more and more. I don’t need this sunburnt Florida sausage casing to tell me a goddamn thing about 9/11.

10.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was with my now wife and casually mentioned, β€œOn Entourage Turtle said that women never get their period in the middle of the month.”

….The look of withering disgust she gave me.

10.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The window shifts. In the 90s, even if you never heard an Elvis song he was still enough of a cultural touchstone that you would get Elvis gags in kids’ cartoons.

Now you don’t even get that.

09.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. You see, Merlin used his magic to reverse time and save the family.

09.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kurt Russell yeets a baby off a speedboat.

#monarch #godzilla

09.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I remember right, it’s a previous film by the same director edited down to fit.

I got bored once and looked it up.

09.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta watch the MST3K of this. It’s an all time great.

09.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a great poster.

09.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, yes, but citizens also have a responsibility to be aware of the choice in front of them.

Yes, sure, mushroom pizza didn’t run a perfect campaign. That doesn’t absolve the people who voted for Dog Shit Pizza and it doesn’t excuse the ones who said they’d taste the same so don’t bother voting.

08.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Aliens - Ultimate Badass
Aliens - Ultimate Badass YouTube video by The real Marcoman

When it comes to the Iran War, Pete Hegeth is currently here:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xHYG...

07.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you keep dancing with the devil, one day he’s gonna follow you home.

07.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I told my wife about this and she audibly retched when I listed the components.

06.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So you’re telling me there’s a show called peaky blinders, another show called fawlty towers, and they’re in completely different genres?

BBC, you good?

06.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wednesday 13 opening up for Alice Cooper.

04.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@daniwelch.bsky.social

04.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok, but before I read the rest of the sentence I genuinely thought, β€œshellacking the dead ferret” was the WILDEST reference to masturbation I’ve ever seen.

04.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Were you on natural medicines when you talked about pardoning Tina Peters?

04.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ATG.

04.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He stayed up all night dying his underwear.

04.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Expressed*

04.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was always curious about the exact details of sugar babying. Is there a spares contract or more of a handshake deal?

04.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a weird design choice. I know everybody’s crazy about that movie but I didn’t love it at all.

04.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they say no tell them they’re a bunch of primitive screw heads.

03.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I expect a full SFGATE article singing its praises.

03.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a police uniform has a patch on his chest that says nypd ALT: a man in a police uniform has a patch on his chest that says nypd

Hm, one sex scene. Can always just take her out for that…

03.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0