This was on purpose, right? I mean, they proposed to Crosby and left him at the altar when the hot girl they hated in high school said they were cute. That’s what happened here, right?
My wife and I used to take the same train into the city. Eventually she was clearly pregnant and then obviously I was at the platform by myself after she had the baby.
The number of strangers who came up to me in the days after to say, “Did your wife have the baby?” was actually really nice.
At the part of my BG3 replay where Karlach crashes out and it hits me right in the soul.
This looks like one of the lesser counts of an Eastern European royal family that never gets let into the orgies.
My father, who is not MAGA but still stubbornly clings to a lot of boomer conservatism, dead ass said to me, “it’s only 20% of the global oil that goes through there.”
Like if I didn’t lose 20% of my salary it wouldn’t be a massive goddamn problem.
As a New Yorker, every year of this pisses me off more and more. I don’t need this sunburnt Florida sausage casing to tell me a goddamn thing about 9/11.
I was with my now wife and casually mentioned, “On Entourage Turtle said that women never get their period in the middle of the month.”
….The look of withering disgust she gave me.
The window shifts. In the 90s, even if you never heard an Elvis song he was still enough of a cultural touchstone that you would get Elvis gags in kids’ cartoons.
Now you don’t even get that.
No. You see, Merlin used his magic to reverse time and save the family.
Kurt Russell yeets a baby off a speedboat.
#monarch #godzilla
If I remember right, it’s a previous film by the same director edited down to fit.
I got bored once and looked it up.
Gotta watch the MST3K of this. It’s an all time great.
This is a great poster.
Ok, yes, but citizens also have a responsibility to be aware of the choice in front of them.
Yes, sure, mushroom pizza didn’t run a perfect campaign. That doesn’t absolve the people who voted for Dog Shit Pizza and it doesn’t excuse the ones who said they’d taste the same so don’t bother voting.
When it comes to the Iran War, Pete Hegeth is currently here:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xHYG...
If you keep dancing with the devil, one day he’s gonna follow you home.
I told my wife about this and she audibly retched when I listed the components.
So you’re telling me there’s a show called peaky blinders, another show called fawlty towers, and they’re in completely different genres?
BBC, you good?
Wednesday 13 opening up for Alice Cooper.
@daniwelch.bsky.social
Ok, but before I read the rest of the sentence I genuinely thought, “shellacking the dead ferret” was the WILDEST reference to masturbation I’ve ever seen.
Were you on natural medicines when you talked about pardoning Tina Peters?
ATG.
He stayed up all night dying his underwear.
Expressed*
I was always curious about the exact details of sugar babying. Is there a spares contract or more of a handshake deal?
It was a weird design choice. I know everybody’s crazy about that movie but I didn’t love it at all.
If they say no tell them they’re a bunch of primitive screw heads.
I expect a full SFGATE article singing its praises.
