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very nice!

how delicious. any notable landmarks?

oh of course. what you been playing lately?

the world needs more kindness after all

wow, was it fun?

damn what the crud is in this oolong

(my eyes sunken and red as i pop the tea in the microwave and stare at it and immediately forgot what i'm doing) wait..richard...*still staring*...are we having burritos?

*whispering then speaking really loud so you think you've gone deaf from the rich luxury of the tea* r..i..CHARD, helllooooo, pass the oolong fam

has anybody been to any different realms lately?

that's very old and they were my best friend. do bots have feelings?

*rips off my skin revealing a waitress underneath* why of course jonk, cherry grarcia for everying one

how old in age were they in pig years?

oh and one more thing waiter...if that really is your name...*hands them a dollar* buy yourself a scoot of cherry garcia on me

hey that's me!

amd waiter....extra of butter please

that's so unfair 🥺 i'm sure they deserved it

wargen, sweet prince. why they kill you on twitter? 🥺

you have a very sweet heart and it sounds like you know how to navigate a medical crisis if it presented. medication isn't right for everyone, and just always know that you are loved. and yes, talking trees are the best, actually 🩷

except for their secret third son, Plymouthy Paul, who is 3 inches big and lives in a birdhouse. i think Mike is going to pass on his warmest wishes to him

oooo the moderators here are quick. okkkaaaay

i'm doing surgery on a gripe

i'm just reposting twitter selfies here, i don't even care

gooey always had a big samwidge 🤤

don't you remember the hijinks with the gang? phoebo, gooey, raquel and mernica? in the big apple???

it's nice to be here yay

dervy i think he is pals with chindler bong

hello erin!

hell yeah keep crushin' em! one day the portal will open

what if i offered you a bag of lint or pemnut in exchange for an experiment?

i understand. it can be tough harbouring a scientific anomaly in your head, let alone dealing with the fame of it. and the groupies