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Stephen Pattison

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That’s genius!

05.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think they would go the full Big Sam out of desperation?

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Football’s canny today.

18.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And worship leaders

01.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That appears to be the plan

11.01.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ok, I think the plan is that Miley just plays in all positions. That should work.

11.01.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Bit of a wooly story this.

07.01.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Lived in London for 10 years. Never got over how people would treat you like an alien species when they found out you’re from the North. β€˜You’re a Geordie! Go on say something in Geordie.’

13.12.2025 12:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn right!

12.12.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

O Lord, make haste to help us.

06.12.2025 20:05 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

England definitely keeping in the spirit of the giving season.

04.12.2025 10:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My son, let me clearly explain to you the infallibility of Papal doctrine.

29.11.2025 13:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Extremely accurate summary.

18.11.2025 12:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nooooooooooooooo

13.11.2025 08:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Asylum is life-saving.

Asylum is life-saving.

Asylum is life-saving.

12.11.2025 08:49 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 9

Trips man. Was that bag strictly necessary?

05.11.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks better than most grounds in Denmark

11.09.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A great book.

27.08.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t breath for most of it

04.08.2025 11:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Likewise The Guardian opinion pieces would write themselves.

26.07.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I could take the pearl clutching from people in Liverpool.

26.07.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a big fan of the sell him to Saudi story just because it would be hilarious.

26.07.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The current #nufc timeline is just a full-on nostalgia fest. It’s like last season never happened.

26.07.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When it happened we thought he could have trod on his stumps because of the TV angle, the way he moved and the pause between the shot and the bails coming off. Unreal dismissal in an unreal match.

15.07.2025 12:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody great idea!

12.07.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Southgate in!

10.06.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cracking win. Any idea about why Hameed was getting worked up about during the run chase?

19.05.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Super interesting read from @suttontrust.bsky.social, especially as someone who has lived in both East Ham and two of the areas in the NE with the lowest social mobility. Would like to see if there data on the background of communities in both the best and worst performing areas.

15.05.2025 09:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely

09.05.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, there is a Japanese word for a pimped up car driven by radgie knackers called a iansha (yansha) which I’ve always thought must surely be a Geordie word. β€˜That’s a reet Yansha, that like.’

29.03.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0