Bob Powers

Not real. Even if it is, I like believing it’s not

"Before I was president, most you could do is four. That's it. No more than four christmases per family. Now you can do 5, 9, 15 however many christmases you want. Vince Vaughn, he supports me. Reese too, Legally Blonde, how bout that. Eight Christmases minimum, from now on. That's affordability."

Faherty men's clothes are comfy but I worry they'll get me canceled for appropriating "open marriage in Santa Fe" culture

Brass instruments have entered the chat

"Goodbye To All That" by Bill Ackman

Eat shit Cuomo!

(Cuddle your little fuzzy buddies Sliwa!)

As far as some of these elections go, it’s anybody’s game

Confession: Remember that “It’s Negroni Season” post on Gawker? I never got why that was a weird thing to say. He was an alcoholic and she should’ve left him, sure. But also, it WAS Negroni season.

Phanatic phorever

HOW DID THIS NOT WORK

If New Yorkers seem unsettled for a while, we're adjusting to the idea of a mayor who doesn't think his job is to just say the weirdest shit you ever heard in your life and do every single crime

Just a couple of cool dudes

Cool post

Better get started on my re-listen of the series before the finale

Wonderful

New McLusky! It is good!

(This has been today’s edition of Middle Aged Man Excitements)

Saw the new Jason Statham movie and it just reaffirmed some things for me. Im sorry if you feel differently about this but my mind is made up. Russian mafia guys are just not good guys! (Don’t @ me)

‘The White Lotus’ Season 3 Finale Boasts Runtime Of 90 Minutes 'The White Lotus' Season 3 finale will be the longest episode in the series at nearly 90 minutes to conclude the Thailand storyline.

So many questions to answer. Like did someone lift Scott Glenn's chair back up? And... no that's it I guess

Goddammit I love you NY Times

Going to be so weirded out if I ever meet someone who watched "The Electric State"

Neil Young's "Pocahontas" bodies it

If I was a serial killer I would just stop and try to find something to do that's less toxic

I Think My Coworkers Have Figured Out That I Lied About Doing January 6th I can't exactly say why I started lying about having taken part.

They're onto me

Bro do you even support free markets and personal liberties?

“One More Try” - George Michael

haha thanks we need more heartwarming stuff right now

I Hate That My Son Makes More Money Than Me My son and I normally don't keep any secrets from each other.

I have a new post up on my substack. Please read it and subscribe to it and whatever else you want to do with it it's all yours

My single straight guy friends are feeling pretty despondent about dating. On the apps women are all saying they want a "manly, macho Mark Zuckerberg type." They're blowing thousands on spaghetti thin gold chains, bushy hair extensions, spray-on rosacea tinting, and pectoral liposuction

It is stupid as hell and it rules

Juror #2 (2024)