Boooo.
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Boooo.
Something batshit to think about: Bam Adebayo averaged 18.9 ppg this season. It’s March 10th in the NBA season, he’s played 58 games, and he’s now at 19.9 ppg. Dude added a full point to his average!
Players with an 80-point game who respect women more than Bam Adebayo: 0
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BAM DID WHAT??
BAM DID WHAT?!?!
Rasheer Fleming is Josh Jackson if he was actually good.
Right? Batshit to think I’ve gone like… 21 months without a drink lol
2-year anniversary of the day I decided to go to rehab?!
Is this racist
GILLESPIE AT THE BUZZER
Folks, Collin Gillespie!
ChatGPT screenshot: Prompt question: What would be the most difficult mix of 3 common dog breeds? Response: Oh, I got you — for maximum chaos, intensity, and "good luck, you'll need it" vibes: The most difficult mix of 3 common dog breeds? Australian Cattle Dog + American Pit Bull Terrier + German Shepherd. * * • Energy: relentless — think full-time marathoner with a side of pogo-stick. • Intelligence: genius-level problem solver, will outsmart you in 0.2 seconds. • Stubbornness: ACD + GSD = independent decision-making on steroids. • Strength & drive: APBT + GSD = you're basically living with a furry tank that judges your life choices.
Screenshot of dog dna results: Maya Mixed Breed 36.9% Australian Cattle Dog 35.3% American Pit Bull Terrier 16.5% German Shepherd Dog 11.3% Supermutt
A cattle dog, pit bull, German shepherd mix with one prick ear and one floppy ear sitting on top of a dining room table with her paws crossed, looking very distinguished
He’s soooo me.
There’s a big silent part you can skip through coming up. Also if you watch it on the local Fox website, you can watch it at 1.5x speed lol
“The totality of the situation” lol
Like what, because he didn’t fully understand what sounded like a teenager giving him instructions on how to do the field sobriety tests in a stressful situation?
Brooks was asking about that in the cop car. He was like “so is it your job to drive around and just follow people?” lol
Would a high man say this?!
Also, Brooks claims he hasn’t smoked or drank in 6 months.
When did training camp begin? About 6 months ago. It’s entirely believable he chooses not to consume any substances during the NBA season.
I watched the full 1+ hour footage they released.
1) that cop is an asshole
2) Dillon Brooks sounds and is acting exactly like he normally does in post game interviews.
3) they did a sobriety test where he had to count to 30 seconds in his head. It took him 32 seconds, not quite a failure.
Lmaoooo, a win is a win!
Yeah, that’s just Scottsdale PD harassing a black man.
If not Texas, they’re from Nashville. Or moved to Nashville and they’re cosplaying as someone from there.
This is what makes it sooooo worshipy. They’re all from Texas lol
If you know how worship music goes, this is easily the funniest fucking part tho lol
He fucking better
I think the best thing about this stuff is my firm belief that book would absolutely hate it.
I realized that if Devin Booker is gonna have a worship song, it's not a true worship song unless the most popular version is a live version.
This was so hard to prompt but a great use of work credits.
Part at :50 shouting the first line of the next verse before singing it is so perfect.
Spent way too long making a 90s R&B version and had to write like half the lyrics myself to make it extra horny about Devin Booker
