Watership DTF

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

for @thomassergal.bsky.social

big boys
reward for @canphem.bsky.social

Several tables are set with individuals behind them waiting to be served. The tables have signs — Education, Sciences, Arts, Healthcare… no one is serving them. All of the servers are delivering piles of money to the table where WAR is sitting. Political cartoon is from the 1950s Nothing has changed.

It has been this way since time immemorial.
Spending a billion a day on a ‘not’ war.
Meanwhile, all you suckers can starve, die because you can’t afford healthcare or find new treatments for disease. And who the fuck needs education and arts?

We aren’t mad enough!!

The mask voice: SOMEBODY top me!!

tysm!!!!

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

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I wanna be knotted >:x

I should probably make a short term goal to take some sexy photos cuz that'll probably help my feelings on the matter honestly

I one time had a chance to pose with a few really hot ladies in lingerie for a shoot but I wussed out because I didn't feel like I was hot enough 😔 I kinda hope someday I get to a point where my body looks good enough......

Comment with carrots if I got it right!!!
#furry #fursona

Attacks leave dead vs killed

I still gotta find a guy who can top me while bottoming for my hubs

Ppl love to talk about uncut dicks but to me a thick cut one is like chefs kiss

Yeah!!! As a straight chick I assure you I know what it's like to state a preference and find it sounding negative lol! Issue of the English language, like how culturally we say a movie is "bad" when it just isn't for you xD

nawww gay guys are awesome, more power to em!! I just don't wanna kill someone's boner hahaha

🥺 Roger 🐇💕

afaik the furry guys doing that "if you're over 200" meme/thread are probably gay and wouldn't want a girl barking up their tree but respectfully: whew, woof, arf, awooga

you have massive energy and i am sure that's true in person too

OK WELL MAYBE AROUND U I AM HAHAHA

sometimes i wish i was a small woman cuz size difference hits crazy

I’m so sorry..

shout out to women who can orgasm, that aint me but yall are awesome

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

669

For DeakinFox TeddyTime @lokoti.bsky.social
#furry #nsfw #furryartist

This yet again reminded me that when I got blindfolded he secretly got pizza and HOT WINGS because I guess he figured I wouldn't find out lmao the gangbang hot wings

Don't say that he would do it

If you let my husband watch please forgive me if he brings some popcorn