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writer of esoteric high-concept broadly 18+ web-fiction. 23, she/her&. hates posting. never kill yourself portfolio: https://tulips.gay/ ARBITER: https://wordsmith.social/arbiter/

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there is prerelease unedited footage in this post for those of you who want that. all yours for a minimum of $3, and $5 if you want a spinning money gif on my website

10.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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grief review | Tulips Get more from Tulips on Patreon

NEW PATREON POST: I'm making a movie. It will be made for $0 and it is very different. It's tentatively called "grief review".

It will be out at some point in 2027, probably. Here's what it's about.

www.patreon.com/posts/grief-...

10.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 06:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 13086 ๐Ÿ” 6142 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136 ๐Ÿ“Œ 81

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

25.02.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5337 ๐Ÿ” 1949 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

hey Sam, buddy, pal, why in the fuck are you platforming copaganda. your company sells "laws are threats" shirts and you're joining arms with the show that's like "having a mid-life crisis and then becoming a cop about it is normal and cool actually". what the hell

24.02.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I listened to it with my ears two days later. I'm so sorry. anyway I liked it ๐Ÿ‘

24.02.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

note these are two unrelated albums by people who don't know each other they just happen to be coming out within a week of each other

23.02.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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wifef*cker ultraDELUXE, by Ishtar Sr. 12 track album

hey if you can listen to the albums from my friends that are coming out soon that would be cool. to anyone who likes "good music"
savandepaul.bandcamp.com/album/wifef-...
thesymbles.bandcamp.com/album/the-ou...

23.02.2026 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you for the music. i will make sure to listen to it with my ears tomorrow

23.02.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my lesbian experience with a little extra schmear on that bagel

30.12.2025 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones

25.12.2025 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1278 ๐Ÿ” 118 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

"NEW" WRITING: TAKE FUCKING WHATEVER (DIRECTOR'S CUT)

Average talk show behavior.

tulips.gay/static/tfw.pdf

(Originally published in early 2024 in Culture Hell Forever, Vol. 1. Since then, I have grown to prefer the original typesetting, and am releasing that version now.)

24.12.2025 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"NEW" WRITING: JELQZONE 4

This really happened. (18+)

tulips.gay/static/jelq....

(I wrote this in about May-June 2024.)

24.12.2025 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Experimental Film
Experimental Film YouTube video by They Might Be Giants - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPs...

08.12.2025 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if for whatever reason you would like to do music for a movie that has a budget of $0 you can DM me or message me on Discord if you have that. thank you

08.12.2025 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am making a movie. it has a title and it will be very different and strange. it has a budget of $0 and will be filmed primarily in handheld on a camcorder I stole from my boss. it will star my girlfriend who is doing editing also.

08.12.2025 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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day 17

20.11.2025 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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day 8*2

20.11.2025 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i am not doing great so here's like 100 words instead of 200

19.11.2025 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two weeks

17.11.2025 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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thirteen

17.11.2025 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was in a theater all day please bear with me

16.11.2025 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the number "11" kinda looks like a guy doing a back take if you really really squint

14.11.2025 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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X

14.11.2025 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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day vriska+1

13.11.2025 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The walls around me are resonating and I cannot take it lightly and I need it to stop. There's no guidebook for when you miss what doesn't exist. Maybe it happened, not here, not now, but there is no chance of ever going back there and I need to recognize this. You need to recognize this. I need you to see me as I am.

I don't like the way he's looking at me...

I don't like these noises. I think they're grating and I wish they would stop but I can't get the courage to actually tell them to stop it.

I think I might be a shitty person. Do you think I'm a shitty person? I promise I won't judge you if you think I'm a bad person I promise. Please don't leave me here. Please.

I need to do the dishes. What the hell is a 'schizopost' anyway? Leave me alone. Give me $20 right now and maybe I will say that you can come back. This is what happens when the walls resonate. This is what happens when I resonate with them. Did any of this make sense to you? Dear lord, I hope not, I hope not.

The walls around me are resonating and I cannot take it lightly and I need it to stop. There's no guidebook for when you miss what doesn't exist. Maybe it happened, not here, not now, but there is no chance of ever going back there and I need to recognize this. You need to recognize this. I need you to see me as I am. I don't like the way he's looking at me... I don't like these noises. I think they're grating and I wish they would stop but I can't get the courage to actually tell them to stop it. I think I might be a shitty person. Do you think I'm a shitty person? I promise I won't judge you if you think I'm a bad person I promise. Please don't leave me here. Please. I need to do the dishes. What the hell is a 'schizopost' anyway? Leave me alone. Give me $20 right now and maybe I will say that you can come back. This is what happens when the walls resonate. This is what happens when I resonate with them. Did any of this make sense to you? Dear lord, I hope not, I hope not.

day vriska

12.11.2025 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I hear crying from the other room no matter where I am. I can walk for days, go outside, and I still hear it. It isn't coming from inside of me, it's just in the other room, but it keeps following me around like tinnitus, except the ringing is someone screaming and bawling their guts out.

I am sick of it. More than anything, I've been consumed with the idea that this is my life now, that I'm just going to have to go to work and go home and have sex and go to dinner and hear a baby- not a baby, a grown-ass man, or woman, I can't tell, crying from the kitchen, or the bathroom, or the closet. If someone wanted to stab me, it'd be really easy, wouldn't it? Just sniff some sliced onions before you slit my throat and I'd be none the wiser. You could even use the same knife!

It's probably telling that that's where my brain goes immediately, and not concern. Maybe that's just an effect of how long it's lasted. I don't know if going deaf would help, but that's a bit like murdering a fly with a low-orbit ion cannon.

I hear crying from the other room no matter where I am. I can walk for days, go outside, and I still hear it. It isn't coming from inside of me, it's just in the other room, but it keeps following me around like tinnitus, except the ringing is someone screaming and bawling their guts out. I am sick of it. More than anything, I've been consumed with the idea that this is my life now, that I'm just going to have to go to work and go home and have sex and go to dinner and hear a baby- not a baby, a grown-ass man, or woman, I can't tell, crying from the kitchen, or the bathroom, or the closet. If someone wanted to stab me, it'd be really easy, wouldn't it? Just sniff some sliced onions before you slit my throat and I'd be none the wiser. You could even use the same knife! It's probably telling that that's where my brain goes immediately, and not concern. Maybe that's just an effect of how long it's lasted. I don't know if going deaf would help, but that's a bit like murdering a fly with a low-orbit ion cannon.

one entire week

10.11.2025 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you for your attention and time, should you have any to provide.

10.11.2025 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am excited to eventually get to the part of Arbiter that I think you, the hypothetical person reading this, will enjoy immensely. there is a lot of scaffolding to put into place to make it work, but I hope you appreciate the setup as much as I do the payoff.

10.11.2025 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am also currently working on an electronic album with some of my tidalcycles/synth experiments. it will not be very good and it will come out when it is done. it is called "the album" and it will be released under the moniker Hair Insurance.

10.11.2025 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0