"All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are right now walking around with no legs." Then, not realizing how far off the rails he was with the people that died, died and are now walking around, he cleverly added, "With no arms."
Our Incontinent Incompetent
10.03.2026 21:41
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Of course the president doesn't have a problem with bombing a school full of little girls. You never know what they will say when they grow up.
10.03.2026 21:35
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I just spent a while searching Medium and realized it was the place IN the tweet where it's hilarious. I tried to figure out how to change the 'Follow' button over there so to say, "Join the Serfdom" but didn't get there.
10.03.2026 21:31
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The problem does not lie in the premise of the American Experiment in Democracy. It lies in Capitalism which, unregulated, drives us back toward feudalism. Properly regulated, it might yet evolve into a healthy Socialist Democracy and from there toward proper Communism. It's the economy. Always.
09.03.2026 04:20
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Oh! Look! It's time to set the clocks ahead to World War III
09.03.2026 04:15
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There was a fat fellow from Queens
who hoarded and counted his beans
He conned half a nation
but deregulation
turned scams into legal tax schemes
09.03.2026 00:33
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Simple question. You're writing a movie script; does the hero protect the little girls or the wealthy, powerful men who abuse them?
Let's be the fucking heroes, people.
08.03.2026 23:53
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How's my mood? This ad hit my e-mail and I thought, "oooh, shoes to hang yourself in!"
08.03.2026 02:44
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The wind just came in like I owe it money.
06.03.2026 00:25
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Any kind words about my work will likely be repeated as a blurb.
Any cruel words about my work will likely be repeated as a semi-conscious mantra for 8 to 46 weeks.
05.03.2026 23:13
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Kristi Noem will move to a new, laughably named position: Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
These pathetic monsters think Kristi Puppy-Killer Noem has any right to be an Agent of Shield? I want Fury on the phone now.
05.03.2026 20:41
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Kristi Noem will move to a new, laughably named position: Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
These pathetic monsters think Kristi Puppy-Killer Noem has any right to be an Agent of Shield? I want Fury on the phone now.
05.03.2026 20:39
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Kristi Noem will move to a new, laughably named position: Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
These pathetic monsters think Kristi Puppy-Killer Noem has any right to be an Agent of Shield? I want Fury on the phone now.
05.03.2026 20:31
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Kristi Noem will move to a new, laughably named position: Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
These pathetic monsters think Kristi Puppy-Killer Noem has any right to be an Agent of Shield? I want Fury on the phone now.
05.03.2026 20:30
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Kristi Noem will move to a new, laughably named position: Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
These pathetic monsters think Kristi Puppy-Killer Noem has any right to be an Agent of Shield? I want Fury on the phone now.
05.03.2026 20:30
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Kristi Noem will move to a new, laughably named position: Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
These pathetic monsters think Kristi Puppy-Killer Noem has any right to be an Agent of Shield? I want Fury on the phone now.
05.03.2026 20:29
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Kristi Noem will move to a new, laughably named position: Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
These pathetic monsters think Kristi Puppy-Killer Noem has any right to be an Agent of Shield? I want Fury on the phone now.
05.03.2026 20:29
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@dailybugle.bsky.social @marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social
05.03.2026 20:25
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Apparently Kristi Noem will move to a new, laughably named position: Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
These pathetic monsters think Kristi Puppy-Killer Noem has any right to be an Agent of Shield? I want Fury on the phone now.
@jackiekashian.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
05.03.2026 19:59
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The world, the law, my heart... all broken tonight.
Helplessness rolls in like fog and I avoid sleep. In dreams I must confront cataclysm armed only with my small voice.
Still, that behemoth slouches toward Bethlehem to seem bored.
Commands come from zealots.
How's the center doing?
05.03.2026 04:35
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When you come down to it, there aren't any chest wounds that don't suck.
05.03.2026 04:02
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Wait. Can I now beat people up in self-defense if I feel very strongly that they are going to attack first?
03.03.2026 19:20
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To my mind, risking the profit of military contracts by confronting their own source of profit--as obvious a choice as it seems to me--will always be heroic in a Capitalist system.
03.03.2026 01:51
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Personally, I try to avoid doing any business with military endeavors, but certainly tech-based corporations exist in hope of military contracts. To recognize--however late in the game--that military use of their tech is awful for humanity represents a difficult ethical issue for any corporation.2/?
03.03.2026 01:47
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As I understand it (and i don't claim any inside information) it was post Venezuela, in the lead up to this war that @anthropic.com (weigh in!) made a decision not to be a collaborating entity in A) Mass domestic surveillance and B) the use of their tech for autonomous weaponry. 1/?
03.03.2026 01:42
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Hegseth said we will have "no more stupid rules of engagement." This represents a clear statement of intent to ask the military to break laws.
He must be forced to resign or be removed or everyone with the power to effect this removal becomes complicit in all future war crimes.
03.03.2026 01:35
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It was that use (or the lead up to it) that led to Anthropic refusing to give up control of its code and the overlapping ban on its use by the Government on Trump's part.
02.03.2026 21:30
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As Anthropic heroically resist having its AI used in autonomous weapons systems, it occurs to me, that the people who have based their argument on "guns don't kill people..." are now saying, "But wouldn't it be cool if they COULD?"
01.03.2026 19:46
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Dear James O'Keefe, Nick Shirley, et al.
If you need to lie to make your point, your point might not be worth making
28.02.2026 19:38
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