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ALX #bikeDC, dog dad, Cat6 Racer, moonlight as a photographer/videographer/hardcore documentarian and drone pilot @ www.instagram.com/4863media/. He/him.

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actually, nevermind, the orange condos don't have garage parking, but they do have two parking lots, one of which is quite large

11.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my block of townhouses is cyan while the bloc of townhouses next door and the condos across the street are orange. AFAICT the common denominator is garage parking? The townhouses next door all have their own garages and the condos across the street have a big parking garage

11.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

have none of them thought to just go buy the same shoe in the correct size?

11.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

10x (adjusted for inflation) what it cost to actually carve Mount Rushmore!!

10.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The meltdown didn't kill 20,000, the earthquake and subsequent tsunami did

10.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just think how much cheaper cars would be if they could run on leaded gas!

10.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

add "secondhand smoke" to the list of horrors we've decided to collectively forget and then shrug at their return

10.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, this is like day 1 of middle school civics, you don't even need to read the actual Constitution

10.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wealthy homeowners: "my home is an investment and the value of it should increase in perpetuity and that is my god-given right"

also wealthy homeowners: "the government acknowledging that my home value has increased is an unconstitutional attack on homeowners!"

10.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

reading this aloud unleashes the eldritch horrors of the Great Old Ones

09.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Peter Weller as Robocop

Photo of Peter Weller as Robocop

Looks more like:

08.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The sun never sets on America’s wars of choice

08.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if only we had some type of transport system to send large volumes of oil across land. Now that would really be something! Petroleum tubes, we'll call them!

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Egypt kinda the OG on this one though

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we're calling it "geopolitical bonesmashing"

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

for some reason I think about the line "you kin to that hay barber?" at least once a week

06.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my prediction is he gets no fewer than 20 Democratic votes on confirmation, including Kaine and Warner

05.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

perhaps Tuckums is a postmillennialist like Doug Wilson. They don't take a literal view of the rebuilding of the temple like pre-millennialists do AFAIK

05.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no good AI simply because all the people that make it are fascist ghouls

05.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Electric Callboy - Everytime We Touch (TEKKNO Version) OFFICIAL VIDEO
Electric Callboy - Everytime We Touch (TEKKNO Version) OFFICIAL VIDEO YouTube video by Electric Callboy

The Electric Callboy version is transcendent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuBX...

05.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Twitter post from Simon Maloy: β€œMatt schlapp is the sound made by two pork chops falling onto a linoleum floor”

Twitter post from Simon Maloy: β€œMatt schlapp is the sound made by two pork chops falling onto a linoleum floor”

05.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Came here to post this because it’s all I can think about when I hear β€œpeptides”

04.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe it varies from department to department, but generally a violation of regs to be in a relationship with a subordinate! A wife couldn't take a position where she would be responsible for writing a performance review for her husband, as a non-scandalous example

04.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he would've have had better luck going as the Slap Chop guy IMO

04.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

POV: I have begrudgingly acknowledged that it is time to say goodbye to Windows 2000

04.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay millennials, time to dust off our knowledge of the nuances of Shia vs Sunni Islam from our last Middle East war

01.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You think there’s a cubby for phones on the other side of the curtain? You know they all have them in their pockets

01.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A downstage photo of a large concert hall set up for a live performance

A downstage photo of a large concert hall set up for a live performance

I heard it was nice outside but I’ve been stuck in here all day

28.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bokeh counts as a cover sheet

28.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fitting that an administration of sex predators didn't even attempt to manufacture consent

28.02.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0