@tykedyke
logan kalidris. adult, pervert, she/it/he. I like playing games and listening to music and smiling and drawing pictures. (sometimes I attempt to draw porn) Ask me about roguelikes or identifying wild plants! I will talk your ear off.
but you see i LIKE sticking objects in my hole. #myhole
but i do not appreciate the way those objects EXIT my hole (covered in the reeking filth of one thousand metaphorical roadkill)
i just wanna feel clean! CLEAN! CLEAN!!!
RAHHH!!!
i dont wanna be null and i also dunno if i would want a dick and balls.. but my situation cannot continue. also i am not a trans man. fuck that
could they close my vagina and just leave everything else alone? hmmm
men are bad die
i have been cleaning my tumblr by unfollowing and blocking anyone who even SUGGESTS that men are more important than women
-evil blood relation is trying to recommend art schools!
-you slash evil blood relation!
-evil blood relation hits you but does no damage
-you burn evil blood relation!
-evil blood relation is almost dead!
-You see here the remains of an evil blood relation
-You unequip your +4 bardiche of flaming
it was summer jestermarck so its even more horribly funny
-"evil blood relation" has noticed and "complimented" your 3/4 bust drawing of Hentaigoonstravaganza (Unlocked) (No Ads) (AMOLED) character!
its very evident that i dont have sex and i waddle around the house fantasizing about girls with bowie knives and drooling in a way thats less "kawaii" and more "developmentally disabled"
Fufufu.
im not going to read it again because im going to clutch my head in my hands and bash it against the desk
embarrassed by my previous sex writings. i didnt know anything, okay, i thought the bleeding was all of it
one of my favorite pieces of trans art is 'you make me sick', described in the second image. i saw this post in 2015 and it has always stayed in the back of my mind. i guess it may seem a little outlandish but i have always found it to be poignant
this post would also work as just "i had a nightmare that i was trying to drive"
is it actually satire if we can find a single person with a loose grip on reality that thought it was sincere? who are you to say what satire is
i had a nightmare i was trying to drive but barefoot, without my crocs, and without my crocs my feet were too small to press down the brake pedal
I'm five years old but I fuck like I'm twelve
Furry Lust
<3
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( she has a home!)
".. Girls, you do realise everyone can see you?"