John Roddy

The obvious problem is that the women

omg you have my vote. Will you sign my giant novelty analog clock? (not a euphemism)

"elementary Japanese"

...oh god he's a weeb

I can't vote in the Maine primary. But if you can direct me toward anyone who can that's still undecided, I'm happy to share my opinion with them.

Congratulations on receiving the support of Interpolated Jews!

Big "hearing aids at UNHEARD OF low prices" energy here. ^^

Moar cat

*blink*

I've encountered a few people who casually shared one of his posts because they didn't know any better. Every single one of them was instantly horrified once they learned.

I forgot that he looks like an unpainted porcelain doll

Yeah, that's pretty clearly--wait, WHAT?!

Oh look, it's the outcome everyone warned was going to happen.

Pustule Nickelback McHitler III

Someone set up us the gay?

BREAKING: Trump threatens imminent action against Iran if the Ayatollah does not immediately pass the SAVE America Act in the Senate.

How many politicians blame George Soros for all their problems without even the slightest pushback?

Fn + Scroll Lock causes the terminal monitor itself to move instead of just the text.

Good news, bad news...

"New York based child mutilator"

I know this language has been completely normalized by now, but we really need to stop and appreciate just how insane it is.

I had never considered the possibility of an accordion shaped like a bus. But now we need to see one.

Sorry. The game made millions, but it didn't make *all* of the money. So I'm afraid that's not good enough. Somehow.

He was active duty when the policy was implemented. That was enough to give him a free pass even when reenlisting.

Here. The details of the policy, along with the timeline that contradicts his claim.
bsky.app/profile/capi...

The sleeve tattoo policy explicitly exempted him, just as it did any other former marine who had it prior to the policy. It couldn't have applied to him.

How are you still on this? He got a Nazi tattoo, was banned from the military because of the Nazi tattoo, and then lied about all of that when it was discovered. How on earth can you trust someone who lies this casually?

Also the New York Times ran multiple stories calling him an idiot because rockets obviously can't work in space.

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

Don't store your credit card info with them then. They explicitly tell you not to do that if you want to be extra sure.

Proton did exactly what they said they would do. There was never a lie. Please stop misrepresenting it.