pokemon fentanyl edition

Honey, I'm stopping off at the dispensary, what do you want for Christmas?

Lesbian love is so beautiful

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

Could everyone else stop manifesting for a sec? Some of my stuff isn't happening.

The caption at the top of the panel reads, “What’s wrong?” A woman sits on the floor, her face buried in her knees, and her arms wrapped around her legs. A massive speech balloon, dominating the entire panel, contains a tiny “nothing” in its center.

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🕯️ 🕯️
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anything
🕯️ good 🕯️
at all
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Conceited Mouse

it’s honestly astonishing how many peoples politics amounts to “i became fascist because i was made aware of gender in call of duty”

being dutch is a mental illness

Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they are the problem is the other half.

Sorry your boyfriend thinks cunnilingus is a type of cloud.

When I say I’m kind of into pain, I don’t mean I like being hit. I mean that I like listening to the same song on repeat while I grieve for the person I thought I was.

How I wish stupid and greedy were fatal conditions

The constant nagging feeling that I have to solve something in order to truly start living.

I am not relaxing there is still too much potential for the worst case scenario

A drawing of fireflies in a forest graveyard. The caption reads, "You don't have to get it all perfect in order to make a good life."

I could really go for one of those Panera lemonades that kill you right now.

Something happened to you over and over and over but you have become the kingdom

i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks

It's not political to think people shouldn't be starved to death.

Thinking about vanishing under mysterious circumstances

tell me again how you can eat the skin on a kiwi i'm almost there

Not now kids, Daddy's busy arguing online with people I'll never meet and whose opinion means nothing to me.