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@darathus.xyz

Hot wings. Horror. Dad jokes. He/him/his https://linktr.ee/darathus

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That's a bummer. I really enjoyed it a lot!

11.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, β€œneed groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, β€œeh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 4647 πŸ” 1127 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 8

The mini taco salads fucking rule though. I want a full sized one pronto!

11.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope that they behave for you while you ride out the storm.

11.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE ALBUM RELEASE STREAM
AN INTERACTIVE, ONLINE MULTI BAND CONCERT ON TWITCH
WEDNESDAY MARCH 11TH,2026 | 7PMEST
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FEATURING PERFORMANCES FROM:
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WAKE UP CAl/
YOURS
SiNCERELY

THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE ALBUM RELEASE STREAM AN INTERACTIVE, ONLINE MULTI BAND CONCERT ON TWITCH WEDNESDAY MARCH 11TH,2026 | 7PMEST TWITCHITV/MEGAWEDNESDAY FEATURING PERFORMANCES FROM: 1五印 200FM WAKE UP CAl/ YOURS SiNCERELY

Helloooo we are having a livestream concert πŸ’… we’re celebrating HARMONIC CONVERGENCE with a handful of really talented women with much respect!! ❀️ we’re raffling a signed test press baby!
7 pm eastern be there or else
@madisonturner.bsky.social
@2amwakeupcall.com
@yourssincerely780.bsky.social

11.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

A foreign hacker likely has the Epstein Files.

The best way to prevent blackmail of government officials, such as trump and Howard Lutnick, would be for AG Pam Bondi to stop the cover up and release all the Epstein Files as required by law.

11.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 858 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 7
Sincere Engineer 'Cooler' (Official Video)
Sincere Engineer 'Cooler' (Official Video) YouTube video by sincere engineer

Yay! this single is just so darned fun too!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vneO...

11.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alternate name for Rawhead Rex

11.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to go hambeast mode on em!

11.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bunghole Liquors. An actual store in Massachusetts

Bunghole Liquors. An actual store in Massachusetts

We've got all the tasteful business here!

11.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Sincere Engineer - Fireplace (Official Music Video)
Sincere Engineer - Fireplace (Official Music Video) YouTube video by sincere engineer

New Sincere Engineer single is out, but video isn't available yet.

So here's the wickedly funny Fireplace instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=isof...

11.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/dara...

11.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 8382 πŸ” 2315 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 166
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a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking towards a man who says you 're welcome . Alt: a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking towards a man who says you 're welcome .

If you want a healthier video game industry, pay the executives and shareholders less, pay the employees more, raise the national minimum wage, and ensure you have a healthy working and middle class to buy the gotdamn games.

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My big wish for a kaiju related game is still to get something akin to SNK’s King of the Monsters 2. Gross, weird kaiju designs with the more cartoonish vibes and pro wrestling style fighting.

11.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing people deriding The Bride! for being too heavy-handed in its feminist messaging on the same day The Hollywood Reporter releases an interview with Harvey Weinstein from prison is giving me whiplash.

11.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
Digital portrait painting of all original members of Critical Role. It is set on a light purple and gold background with a light purple and gold backlight.

Digital portrait painting of all original members of Critical Role. It is set on a light purple and gold background with a light purple and gold backlight.

This critical role painting took me over 87 hours to complete… In honour of years of incredible storytelling content 🩷 #laurabailey #traviswillingham #mattmercer #samriegal #marisharay #taliesinjaffe #liamobrien #ashleyjohnson #criticalrole #art #painting #portrait

15.10.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

That's awesome!

11.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recent discovery for me, but she rules!

11.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Theme song for this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyfe...

11.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting the supreme car wash because I love sour cream

10.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

You really need to watch this whole clip. It's amazing.

11.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 2074 πŸ” 576 πŸ’¬ 168 πŸ“Œ 22
the same map described above, but now with a hex grid over it and some icons indicating locations: farms, cities, forts, bridges.

the same map described above, but now with a hex grid over it and some icons indicating locations: farms, cities, forts, bridges.

With hex grid and icons:

www.patreon.com/posts/elos-h...

#ttrpg #hexcrawl #cartography #dnd

23.01.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - ponderous

11.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a bi of hormuz

11.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1420 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 11

On Bluesky you have to refer to Kathleen Hanna’s band as β“˜ Sexually Suggestive Kill

11.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
311 - Random (Official Audio)
311 - Random (Official Audio) YouTube video by 311VEVO

Today, don't forget to come original and point out when things are random.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKk...

11.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A picture of a bottle of wine sitting on a kitchen counter. The wine is called DRACULA wine and the label has a picture of fuckin Dracula doing the cape over the lower face move. The bottle of wine has a gorgeous little red satin lined Dracula cape hanging around its neck. Judge not lest ye be judged

A picture of a bottle of wine sitting on a kitchen counter. The wine is called DRACULA wine and the label has a picture of fuckin Dracula doing the cape over the lower face move. The bottle of wine has a gorgeous little red satin lined Dracula cape hanging around its neck. Judge not lest ye be judged

I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18

11.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 2266 πŸ” 189 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Come on boys just get along! The island is big enough for both of you, kind of.

10.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s an email address to demand they remove your name and likeness from the site, doesn’t matter whether it’s actually on there or not. Any writer of any stripe should email them: bsky.app/profile/kevi...

11.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0