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Ted Dunning

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That spoon is bigger than it looks. And it isn't a fork (in the road) Member of Apache Software Foundation, committer on many Apache projects, Fellow at HPE.

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Well, ICE was doing a hell of a job of that.

10.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As it has for a quarter century it will depend upon people who don’t pay attention and don’t know how anything works. The fate of the USA is always at the whim of Ken Bone the red sweater guy, the low information voter.

Nobody has any idea how to reach them, not even @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social

10.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

From his lips to G**'s ears.

10.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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GitHub - WaterLily-jl/WaterLily.jl: Fast and simple fluid simulator in Julia Fast and simple fluid simulator in Julia. Contribute to WaterLily-jl/WaterLily.jl development by creating an account on GitHub.

Ah... that didn't occur to me.

See also github.com/WaterLily-jl...

10.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I am hoping

a) this is true

b) the don't realize this until January of next year

10.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think some of you just enjoy seeing me crash out about birds being dinosaurs and thats why you continue to deny it.

β€œDinosaurs were bigger than birds.” There were plenty of dinosaurs that were smaller than modern birds.

In fact, Velociraptors were smaller than some of the birds today.

πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

09.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't see any motion.

10.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you see we didnt hit iran. iran slipped and fell in the kitchen and thats why iran has a black eye. if iran would just stop being clumsy we wouldnt have to get so mad at them. if iran would just use its brain we wouldnt have to yell at iran...

10.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2284 πŸ” 502 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 15
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Clapping for Stalin β€œAt the conclusion of the conference, a tribute to Comrade Stalin was called for.

I hear your literary reference!

radleybalko.substack.com/p/clapping-f...

10.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a daffodil bloom in dramatic lighting. The flower is light and dark yellow. Sunlight coming in from behind. Two other blooms visible on right side of photo. Flowers are against a dark background. Photo by Ellen Friedman March 2026

Photo of a daffodil bloom in dramatic lighting. The flower is light and dark yellow. Sunlight coming in from behind. Two other blooms visible on right side of photo. Flowers are against a dark background. Photo by Ellen Friedman March 2026

Daffodil.
#nature #spring #photography

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

That's probably just because of all of the people in the world, I have been witness to more of the stupid things I've said or done than anybody else has.

(Thank God)

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So, @ellen-friedman.bsky.social informs me that she has known a fair number of Nobel laureates, and other people just about as smart.

Oddly enough, none of them describe themselves as stable geniuses.

09.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a reddit thread quoted in the reports that points out that much of this is strangely transliterated Russian. If you squint just right (and can read Russian) it actually works.

That last point, however, is epic.

09.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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My little granddaughter Alissa
1 year old now, only baby talk, but she certainly can make clear when something is not going the way she wants!
#drawing #pencil #child #baby #portrait

19.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly.

09.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went there with my dog once and she jumped out of the car and took a big bite of gypsum.

When she realized it wasn't snow about 2ms later, she have me a really blame filled look.

Of course it was my fault that the snow didn't work right.

08.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t mind celebrating the downfall of evildoers like Bovino and Noem, but please don’t let β€œowning the cons” be more important than what’s still going on in Minnesota, Maine, soon Philadelphia, and elsewhere

28.01.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

08.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Men studying a dragon

Men studying a dragon

ENDOWED PROFESSORSHIP IN HISTORY OF SCIENCE
My home department at Uppsala University is advertising an endowed professorship in the history of science. This is the best position in the field in Sweden, and probably in all of Scandinavia. Apply before 30 April 2026. www.uu.se/en/about-uu/...

27.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6

You could try it!

Just the ticket to get that Macchu Pichu flavor profile.

07.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As I remember, the incas used to make noodles like this. They called them quipu

07.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Close up photo of a hand holding a green apple under a stream of water. Bright sunlight comes in from the left. Photo by Ellen Friedman 2021

Close up photo of a hand holding a green apple under a stream of water. Bright sunlight comes in from the left. Photo by Ellen Friedman 2021

Rinsing a green apple by a sunny window

#BlueSkyArtShow #Flowing #art #photography #light

07.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know if this applies to more recent versions as well?

07.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This tragedy is a huge mystery to me. How could a qualified guide have customers out in those conditions? Why were they huddled together?

I have been on trips where people were gung ho on continuing into dangerous conditions so I get the level of pressure, but this was crazy

07.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Working on a q&a lecture for a class today: The story of robots is always a story about slavery. The story of LLMs labeled as AI is a story about class, and which humans pay the cost, including the physical toll on their bodies/minds, and the lack of water and electricity, so data centers can exist.

05.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 946 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing you set about measuring may not be the whole story. There is often a meta story hiding in there.

07.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Multifractal patterns across deep time: What measurement density reveals about Earth's history Much of our understanding of Earth's past is derived from stratigraphic records exposed in rock outcrops or recovered from drilled cores. These records span immense time intervals, from thousands to b...

This is an idea that @ellen-friedman.bsky.social is always on about. After you get data, draw a picture and pull back to understand what *else* the data is saying to you.

Multifractal patterns across deep time: What measurement density reveals about Earth's history share.google/uTnpOI2ktbf6...

07.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who, while growing up, had measles, rubella, and many other horrible illnesses now preventable by vaccination, I simply cannot fathom why people want to revert to that time. I spent a lot of time in bed or at the hospital as a child. Yes, I survived, but not by much.

Why go back there?

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Well, he said it all except for what she said he said.

06.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Like she said. George Powell. That guy in your picture.

/s

06.03.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0