Rupert

"oh no". Never mind, you'll not miss owt.

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Aww! 🥰

Yep

Her little face! She looks so stunned 😂

Oh I've won many times on my first click. I don't think you understand how devastatingly good I am at it.

I'm dead good at Battleships. I always find all the bombs.

Yeah that's fair enough

😏😏

Last night my sleep was disturbed by two distressing nightmares. They genuinely terrified me. As I woke I noted down what they were about:

1. A faecally incontinent rabbit running around the living room.

2. A pair of haunted curtains.

Imagine my bemusement.

They're both good, but a pie.

Why do you choose to hurt me like this?

☹️

Got any raspberry sponge with butter icing?

I mean, for cake it's worth it, right? Or is your cake rubbish? 🤔

😂🤣😂

Her parents are massive swifties, too. And therefore so is she. 0800 1111.

Can I have some?

I once saw a guy on a racing bike head to toe in lycra pass me. The thing about lycra is, it goes a bit see-through when it's stretches, as I'm sure you know.

He wasn't wearing anything under his lycra 🤢

Ohh hello, who's this ultrababe in your profile pic?! 😄

My 7 year old neighbour lives harry styles. She's 7.

Got any cake?

I've been barred from wearing them for being TOO HOT and causing car accidents 😔

Oh FUN! Ohhhh fun, you absolutely adore fun!! Only Shakespeare himself could adequately describe your love of fun!

And god alone knows how much you love sweating 😂🤣

Heh! My legs have never felt so strong or tired, let me tell you!

It was a heavy afternoon mate 🥵

Top stuff, that Shawn. Nice one mate!

Look at this! Amazing stuff! AND IT LIGHTS UP!

#miniature #bookstore complete! Very enjoyable and relaxing project 😊 #WhatDoIDoNow

A small digital odometer (B'TWIN 500 from Decathlon cos it was cheap) for a bicycle showing 6000 miles done.

Bike has ticked over 6,000 miles this afternoon, that's about 10 tanks of diesel for my car, so the bike has just about paid for itself now 😬

At least you gave it a go!

That's Yorkshire for you, Jo ☹️

Oh not again