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Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel

oh baby

i have decided to turn over a new financial leaf, but the weird expensive sneakers i ordered (which no one in my life will express any enthusiasm for) went missing in the mail and my money has been refunded. i reordered because i consider this purchase to have been "grandfathered" in to my new era.

I could do without bad graffiti/random tags in most of the city but have a fondness for the blend of colors here 🎨

(Klingle Valley Trail under Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC)

Sort of managing a situation now because I said, “Oh my God, break up. It’s so fun.,” a LITTLE too fast to a friend.

“I mean, but sad.,” I said, convincing no one.

You’re only “losing an hour” if you didn’t invest the hour you gained last fall in a high-yield debt instrument. Oh, you’re feeling a little sleepier than normal tomorrow morning? Some of us have been grinding since November

<the drummer is introduced at last night’s Trace Mountains concert>

Man in the audience: “Women in STEM!”
Dave from Trace Mountains: “What?”
Man: “WOMEN IN STEM!”
Dave: “We’re not STEM, but…”
Drummer: “M for music?”

<everyone laughs; end scene>

Bottega Veneta (fall 2026)

Bottega Veneta (fall 2026)

Bottega Veneta (fall 2026)

Bottega Veneta (fall 2026)

WHAT: Bottega Veneta (fall 2026)

OCCASIONS: hangovers or you’re a starlet in a Finnish cabin writing a screenplay (“my take on Strindberg”) & the neighbors keep arriving, like clockwork, offering you creepy soup

IF IT WERE A SCENT: snuffed candle

EMOTIONAL RANGE: afire/chilled

#MJMfashionGuide

A very good use of Gorton.

Annoyed to report that this is what Bob Dylan's grandson looks like

It has been a fairly steady month in podcasts!

I think we can all agree that the best moment in the entirety of Mad Men is when Bobby Draper gets his little noodle baked by the ending of PLANET OF THE APES.

there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work

Linda's Whimseys
Palouse, WA

The older I get, the less likely it seems that I’ll shock a proprietress at a Chinese restaurant by conversing in perfect Cantonese or even Mandarin.

v early in Mamdani’s term in office but hard to escape conclusion that he’s causing a lot of snowfall

In 2022 France implemented a new law stating that 50% of any new public building should be built from timber or other bio materials.

An outcome is new schools that look like this!

Designed by Le Penhuel & Associés, in Paris.

It’s built from timber, local limestone and earth bricks.

What a sports hall!

www.dezeen.com/2026/02/21/l...

Selected door handles of modern churches here in North-Rhine Westphalia

Truly Platonic Pegging.

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in

Sunflowers, by Joan Mitchell, 1990-91, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Few life experiences feel as universal, across generations, as the pains and frustrations of trying to find clothes that fit. In our newest project we dive into the data about women's sizing chaos.

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“I believe God made me for a purpose, but He also made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure.”

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

also one of my favorite “drop in for one scene and absolutely kill it” performances, as kelso in “heat”

REPORTER: Sir, can you tell us what happened with the elephant?
ME: (huddled in a space blanket) Of course: I was minding my business when the beast grabbed me with its trunk. My penis, exposed for unrelated reasons, functioned as a sort of axel by which I was rotated like a holiday noisemaker

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here is how you get into Wiseman

Sitting bolt upright at 2:00am with a spec script idea for a Star Trek:TNG episode entitled "LGBT . . . Q?"