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John Muller

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making a good soccer app for you called @futi.live also made some newsletters to help you find soccer writing/podcasts/video at johnspacemuller.github.io/soccer-emails

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This tweet just lowered your value by $5 million

10.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Champions League Round of 16 is as good an excuse as any to remind you to go follow these soccer nerds

10.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Werner Herzog sighs, cocks his gun

10.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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gonna start a thing where we talk about players' "deceptive height" like with speed

10.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Commentator dropping in "I played against him" just in case we needed a source for the claim that Dan Burn is tall

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

At least Van Dijk and Salah can save money on summer airfare by staying in Turkey after the game

10.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me know who else should be on here, especially if they're posting about Europe outside the Premier League

10.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Champions League Round of 16 is as good an excuse as any to remind you to go follow these soccer nerds

10.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
I consider mids loud
I consider mids loud YouTube video by Chris Person
09.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Match-fixing in China: Thirteen team punished Nine teams will start the upcoming Chinese Super League season on minus points after clubs were sanctioned following an investigation.

Anyway Yeboah now plays for a team in China that's sitting on -7 points because uhhhhh

09.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sick of you grind culture influencers trying to shame the dudes for having a little chill rondo time

09.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying to delete it

08.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spray your kids

08.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to read this story though

08.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Think we have a clear answer to this question

07.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fun that when managers say this kind of stuff we can check real data now futiapp.substack.com/p/introducin...

07.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In English, if you split the two words, it’s wrecks and ham. Chelsea are getting wrecked by ham

07.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Matthew Benham said when he took over Midtjylland, he wrote up an β€œembarrassing” analytics-driven manifesto and called it Dogme 95. Then he compared the traditional all-powerful English manager role to Paul Thomas Anderson. We need to find this guy’s Letterboxd account

07.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This happened because fans got mad and did posts online, motivating him to manage harder. "The ball should go in the goal," he said managerially, drawing a diagram on the whiteboard, and his team agreed that this was wise management

07.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

What this tweet fails to consider is that the manager was bad and then he got good at managing

07.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Tutul for MLS commish imo

06.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some nights I think I should only start posting after the fourth pint

06.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds wild to me β€” doubt there’s any matchup where you’re better off pressing a goal kick than a deep throw in

06.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My guy @unravelsports.bsky.social is living in the future

06.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So just to be clear the FA rule is that Emi Martinez is strictly forbidden from promoting betting companies except for every time he puts on an Aston Villa shirt

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I do think I’d probably prefer the coffin corner kickoff routine to the skyball one but it’s an interesting question which one is better

06.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0