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I was once introduced to a very freshly implanted IUD.
It poked back. 😬
I hope it goes smoothly and painlessly for you. Perhaps a word of caution to any gentleman callers for the short term, though.

Care to test the theory?

Want.

Oh no.

Every day is Mistress Day.

Something else pops when you appear...

Oooh. Harlot. Almost forgot that one. I'm going to have to incorporate that one into dirty talk. Maybe some role play: "I shall pierce your loins with my mighty lance, you filthy harlot!" #Lulz

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I am now.

I prefer to lubricate before entry...

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I like them best when @allyhope214.bsky.social drops them on my floor.

Mine, too.

¡Ay, que Bonita!

You became a mormon.

You are perfection. One of these days I'm going to find myself in DFW and I hope I get to spend some time with you.