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Writer, comedian, father, husband, media stooge, and tag team partner of a deranged, potty-mouthed aloe vera plant. | Links to everything are on MrScottBlack.com

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Superman: Pride Logo T-Shirt - Merchoid Australia Get ready to show off your super pride with the Superman: Pride Logo T-Shirt! This officially licensed merchandise is here to celebrate love, inclusivity, and the superhero within us all.Featuring the...

Closest I could find: www.merchoid.com/au/superman-...

06.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooooh. I love that. I need one too.

06.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to love this app as much as others but it just feels off. That's mostly on me.

05.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People who doom scroll the news and then tell me they can't watch horror movies because they are "too scary" will always be fascinating to me.

05.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love it. Needs to be a little bigger for the amount of coffee I drink....and the other thing.

25.02.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Accidently broke my favourite coffee mug. The rest of the day is cancelled until further notice as I clean up the floor physically and myself mentally.

25.02.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a "Do not pass 'Go' and go directly to jail" if I've ever heard it.

18.02.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Aw man, a bird crapped on my pants" is, simultaneously, something I never thought I would say out loud and something I can't believe I've never said out loud because of how long I've hung my washing outside to dry. It's also now, unapologetically, the title of my future memoir.

17.02.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My superpower is not having a good relationship with my parents so when strangers on the internet start insulting them because I like a movie/show/book/anything they don't, I can be like "Whatever, Trevor". Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

16.02.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to adult in 2026 is being completely horrified by what's going on in the world while your face calmly says "Ew, Mondays. Am I right?".

15.02.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh 100 per cent. It's all on me. I'll try to make it less than a month between posts next time. ;)

15.02.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know it has been too long since you posted on here when you open the app and have been logged out two weeks ago. I shall try harder to scream into the blue sky void for the entertainment of two people. ;)

15.02.2026 08:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting to see everyone's take. I loved the first and second one. Like any anthology film, they can have highs and lows, but I enjoyed at least bits of them all.

15.08.2025 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait to see that too. Excited.

06.08.2025 09:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How to Get Your Screenwriting Fire Back Effective strategies to reignite your screenwriting passion and creativity. Keep your fire burning bright!

Typically these end with some sales pitch for something, but this didn't and it's a refreshing read for any of the writers out there.

blog.finaldraft.com/how-to-get-y...

25.05.2025 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is pointing at the camera with the words spitting facts below her . ALT: a woman is pointing at the camera with the words spitting facts below her .
06.05.2025 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Redbubble will never NOT be funny. "Upload a Doctor Who inspired design? No worries. Masters of the Universe? Sell a bunch. WWE? Ok. Wait. You added a design for a character that's in the public domain? We'll have the investigate that."

29.04.2025 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Use forever. #ForeverDawn

28.04.2025 05:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are, and I appreciate it. Also, RIP Michelle Trachtenberg.

28.04.2025 05:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you're real right? Because I've been tricked my the brain voices before and I ain't going back to court. :P

28.04.2025 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think it's a controversial stance, except for maybe those business influencers on socials that claim they double their work days through creative maths, but four day weeks should be a thing always. #LoveALongWeekend

28.04.2025 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bigfoot is my spirit animal. Doesn't want to be photographed and disappears into the woods. Sounds alright.

26.04.2025 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know we're in a cursed timeline where I know this is a joke but part of me still believes it.

25.04.2025 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best. I also love "What went wrong".

25.04.2025 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of batman and robin riding in a car with the words rollin ' with the homies ALT: a cartoon of batman and robin riding in a car with the words rollin ' with the homies
25.04.2025 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Terms I could do without hearing or reading for the next three months at least; "Breaking news", "Have you heard", and "In the US". They have just beaten out "I was doing my OWN research..."

25.04.2025 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a journey. I'm here for it.

24.04.2025 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super sweet that we can verify by having our own domains registered. I'm sure there's some dubious reason they are doing it behind the scenes, but meh....have at it. I've gone so old school on my website there's not even a login. :P

24.04.2025 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Be clear when leaving a message. I did crack up though, so a win anyway.

19.03.2025 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that TeePublic keeps showing me ads on other sites for MY shirt that they removed is beyond hurtful. Who hurt you, @teepublic.bsky.social?

12.03.2025 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0