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Not actually a rust monster. Artist, author, cartoonist, married to @ComputerHusband.bsky.social, over 40 but still here. I make weird queer art and reblog a lot of comics so I hope you're interested in either. (she/her) Read @Priestwife.bsky.social!
Look at this whimsy im injecting into my life
Needs more balance via the strings need to be more even etc. but it’s a good start with understanding the balance and kinetics of this type of decor
Inge fidgets with their sleeve. Inge: “I’ve been torn between wanting to wander or to have a proper home.”
Happy Teeth Thursday, page 175 of MotB is up. #comicoop
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Panel 1 Goat Pastor slipping through his book sweaty and pensive Pastor: Hnngh... Panel 2 Pastor puts his hand on his face and complains while the old man is standing and having his coat pulled by the child. Pastor: Damn it! Where are those half-wits?! It's been over an hour! Old man: You know how these things go. We are a bit away from the nearest station. We could very well be here all night- Panel 3 Pastor responds angrily Pastor: No, no, no! I will not be spending the night cavorting with ghouls and demons- Panel 4 SWOOSH! The three of them look behind to someone opening the door offscreen
Panel 1 Jo stands in front of the door wearing a tall hat Jo: Hey Panel 2 Jo walks forward while the child runs next to her Child: You're back! Nice hat! Jo: Yeah, I know. Panel 3 The pastor stops Jo in her tracks Pastor: where in tarnation have you been!? And what happened to the other two?! Child: Yeah, tell us what happened! Panel 4 Jo thinks for a moment Jo: ... Panel 5 Jo smiles Jo: Si the ghosts are gone for good. I killed 'em with my bare hands. Panel 6 The pastor looks at her with bewilderment while the child is awestruck Kid: Hoo-wee, lady! What can't you do!
Panel 1 Jo walks past the pastor who is still in disbelief Pastor: Wh-what?! That don't make a lick of se- Panel 2 Jo completely disregards the pastor and starts talking to the old man Jo: You. Old bubba. Can ya help me pilot this train? Panel 3 The old man smiles and shrugs sheepishly while Jo screams at him. Old man: oh, me? No can do. I only know about tracks. Jo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!? Panel 4 the old man starts info dumping about tracks while Jo is screaming in the seat. Old man: Speaking of which did you know as of today, there are 280,000 miles of track across the entirety of- Jo: $%@! THIS AIN'T HELPFUL AT ALL! Panel 5 Jo looks down at the kid offscreen Kid: Excuse me, miss.
Panel 1 Jo sits and looks at the kid Kid: You need help starting the train? Ma knows about trains! Jo: You have a mother? I thought you lived here. Panel 2 Kid points to someone off screen Kid: Over there! Panel 3 reverse shot showing the woman sleeping in the side of the window Kid: Ma works at the station over in Wildbank, w're goin' there tonight! Jo: ... Are you shittin' me? Panel 4 Jo crouches next to the kid to talk to him at eye level. Jo: You tellin' me she slept through all that soundslop? Kid: Hmm, ma's never gettin' enough sleep. Says it's because I'm "too rowdy". Once she's out, it's hard to wake her up. Jo: really now... Panel 5 Close up of the lady fast asleep. Panel 6 Ditto, but jo is hovering over her Panel 7 Jo screams into her ear at full volume Jo: HEY, LADY!
New Dust n' Dread update for the new chapter! how exciting! #webcomic
You can read the full webcomic here!
You don't have to like freak art but you HAVE to love that it exists
feeding time. perhaps you're interested in a trussed turkey hung up just for you halo-head.com/comic/572-ni...
Individual websites will not save us. Running from platform A to platform B will not work as payment processors and legislation will simply follow our trail
You have to speak out against censorship and surveillance legislation. Its the source of all of this.
Call your reps
I am going to draw disturbing, freakish, unsettling porn until the end of time and nothing is going to fucking stop me.
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New Ultraviolents page is up! Jet engine speed.
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#spiderforest #comic #webcomic
A series of infographics featuring the Cartoonist Cooperative's mascots Inkling (an inkwell) and Nibford (a dip pen) as they share information about what a phone or email zap is. Image one shows Inkling on the phone, reading from a script. Text reads, "What is a phone or email zap? A phone (or email) zap is a coordinated campaign where many people contact a target (such as a company, agency, or representative) to apply pressure and demand action on one issue." The Co-op logo and website appear at the bottom of all three images: https://cartoonist.coop/.
Nibford sits at a desk, calling someone on the phone while looking at their computer screen. Text reads, "How can I organize one? Agree on a target and an issue to collectively press for. Gather scripts ahead of time. Coordinate a time when everyone is available to call/email. Hang out IRL or in a voice call together! Log any feedback and share updates with your fellow zappers! Keep it up until demands are met! This is a marathon, not a race."
Inkling and Nibford jump for joy with confetti raining down around them. Text reads, "And most importantly... celebrate your wins!"
Members, the Coop is calling on you to participate in our upcoming zap sessions to take collective action regarding censorship & pay discrimination for 18+, erotic, and NSFW artists.
Look out on Discord for more info about when and how to join, coming soon.
Art by @itsnero.com
[male-presenting nipples voice] human-like knee orientation
A drawing in black ballpoint pen on white paper, oriented vertically, of Snoqualmie Falls in Washington state. White water pours from the top of the frame in cascading sheets, and seems to curl and swirl as it falls toward the river below. Image is rendered entirely using freehand vertical lines and subtle gradients.
Art #1170 "Snoqualmie Falls"
Little #ballpointpen drawing I made last year of #snoqualmiefalls in #washingtonstate.
#drawing #pendrawing #waterfall #traditionalart #noai
Inge’s props herself up on their elbows and looks up at Ada. “I am but please don’t take my fear for reluctance. I want to leave, I know I need to find it in myself to be brave.”
Happy Meat Monday, page 174 of MotB is up. One must be brave. #comicoop #webcomics
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New Ultraviolents page is up! One-way ticket to migraine city.
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#spiderforest
I think the world will be a lot more sympathetic to a woman who married a pirate these days, yeah.
Connectivity issues? Can't find old posts you were looking for? You can also find us on the Fediverse at mellified.men/deck/@Priest... if Bluesky's not so sunny for you!
It's raining, it's pouring, the big lad is snoring...
Ada and Inge lay together in front of the fire place, Ada resting partially on top of Inge.
Page 173 of MotB is up, Happy Teeth Thursday, this one is a bit of a palette cleanser after Monday.
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Jury's still out on whether Goku remembers he's married 95% of the time. Great if you want a low-maintenance partner, absolute crap if you want someone who's emotionally present (or alive enough to help do the dishes).
Supes is a lot more of an actual spouse, but his enemies notice you more, too.
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New Ultraviolents page is up! Potential.
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#spiderforest #comic #webcomic #comicoop
Happy Year of the Horse! Talita: Am I doing this right? Idrisah: Hold your palm flatter!
Talita gives a treat to an incredibly chill horse, Idrisah backseats horse feeding. #RunawaytotheStars #YearoftheHorse
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🔴 New RUIN page! In a monastery whose god is housed inside its very chambers, two young men begin a forbidden romance. An award-winning, Ignatz-nominated comic, co-created with & illustrated by @spiremint.bsky.social.
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📿 Buy the completed comic at evegwood.com/shop
Idrisah: Well… In my opinion, you should… She glances back at Cheevwut. Idrisah: (ASL) Also quit. Especially after that shit with Mel. Talita: (ASL) Maybe… Not now, soon after you, Gillie, AND Cal. Management is angry, I think. Ohwitiil walks past the cubicle. Ohwitiil: IDRISAH! Keep packing, I’ve got someone who needs your desk tomorrow! Maybe this one will actually stick around! Talita and Idrisah exchange a look of knowing exhaustion.
Talita: I’ll stop distracting you. Idrisah: Seeya later… Talita waves goodbye to Idrisah and exits the recycling plant, looking absentmindedly at her tablet while walking through the personal exit into the Shikaviil Port dome. An odd echo to her footsteps makes her look up in confusion. She glances around, trying to parse the sound.
Walking past the edge of the sound wall, Talita sees the source of the noise. Far across the dome, near the apartments, a group of centaurs walk on the circular road. There appear to be five adults, four smaller and one larger, as well as four children half their height. All of them have half-lidded eyes and implacable expressions. The four smaller adults are dressed in loose belted leather overpants on their rear four legs, with fabric undershirts that are neatly tucked into their waistbands to leave their upper torsos bare. They wear decorative fabric collars and necklaces adorned with dangling beads, strings, tufts of feathers, and pleating. In their manes they have tucked ornamental combs made from metal, bone, feathers, and beads. Three of them appear to be light in color with thin dark stripes and dark irises, and one is darker with broad stripes and light irises. All have a bar piercing through the upper portion of their trunks, and the oldest of the lighter individuals has two bars. They speak amongst themselves. The four children wear identical dark capelets with tassels that appear to be furred tails. Three are light in color, one is darker. They look around with wider eyes, and one curls their trunk up. They stand close to the small adults, who put reassuring hands on them. The largest adult stands in front of the group, speaking to an enthusiastically smiling Mel and politely smiling Tod. They are finely dressed in a tasseled skirt that covers their lower body and overpants, with a collared cape featuring long hanging panels with embroidery and a tasseled scallop pattern, with a brooch of a carved animal's head at their throat. A chatelaine with a six-legged turtle-like creature hangs from their belt. They are white with black stripes and dark facial markings that extend to the tip of their trunk, which has two bar piercings. The right side of their face is an eyeless crater of scar tissue, with bone missing from the crown of their head to nearly their nostril, an injury that on a human would have been instantly fatal. The large centaur turns their single dark eye and makes eye contact across the distance with Talita, who stares back in dumbfounded horror.
This week on #RunawayToTheStars: Oh golly, so that's what Mel's surprise was!
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Two panels. In one the Master pours the wine into his wife’s mouth. In the other Inge takes the bite of strudel from Ada’s mouth.
Happy Meat Monday, page 172 of MotB is out and oh, oh god, the parallels. Well one half of this page is a good time at least. #comicoop #webcomics #horrorcomics
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Come make some weird horny porn for the love of the game.
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Fuck censorship. Fuck AI. Fuck age verification. Fuck marketability. Fuck respectability. Signups are now open for our unmentionable April issue, [REDACTED], at www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/prosp... .
I love this game's music dearly. Fond memories of entering the sound test code as a kid and recording my favorite tunes onto cassette tapes via my old boombox! Secret of Mana got the same treatment, though I had to go and hang out in areas I liked to record THOSE tracks.
ad for Epiphany: Exegesis, pages 1:47 - 1:49. Welles the bear's head emerges from the surface of a bubbling Jacuzzi, startling its other inhabitants. Dialogue: "DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE!" "GAAH!" "THE HELL?!"
Care for a dip? There are newly annotated EPIPHANY: EXEGESIS comic pages live for all subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
Slide 1: a blue graphic with an outline of the United States. Red and white text reads: Call. National Book Banning Bill Proposed in US House of Reps. Tell your rep: Vote no on H.R. 7661.
Slide 2: a blue and red graphic with white text that reads: House Republicans have introduced a bill to effectively grant the federal government decision-making power over what books make it into the library. Misleadingly called the "Stop the Sexualization of Children Act," H.R. 7661 is a national-level book banning bill that would ban any book that, according to the bill's language, "(ii) involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism." This means any book about a trans person or the trans experience would be banned from every public school in the United States.
Slide 3: a blue and red graphic with white text that reads: The bill has been referred to the House Committee on Education and Workforce. If you are represented by one of the members of this committee listed below, they need to hear from you. Rep. Kevin Kiley, California (CA-3) (Chair) - entering vulnerable election cycle Rep. Mary E. Miller, Illinois (Vice Chair) Rep. Glenn "GT" Thompson, Pennsylvania Rep. Burgess Owens, Utah Rep. Michael A. Rulli, Ohio Rep. James C. Moylan, Guam - entering vulnerable election cycle Rep. Ryan Mackenzie, Pennsylvania - entering vulnerable election cycle Rep. Mark Harris, North Carolina Rep. Mark B. Messmer, Indiana Rep. Suzanne Bonamici, Oregon, Ranking Member Rep. Jahana Hayes, Connecticut Rep. Summer L. Lee, Pennsylvania Rep. John W. Mannion, New York Rep. Frederica S. Wilson, Florida Rep. Alma S. Adams, North Carolina Rep. Adelita Grijalva, Arizona
Slide 4: a blue graphic with red and white text that reads: If you are represented by the congresspeople listed above: Call your reps. Tell them they must oppose this bill at every turn. It is egregiously unconstitutional, targets ideas based on ideological disapproval, and misleads parents and the public about the content of children's books. It does nothing to protect kids and will badly harm education. It will tie school material funding into knots and hurt anyone who is a library materials vendor, regardless of content. If you are a bookseller, librarian, or author, tell them your livelihood depends on the next generation of readers.
You can read the full text of the bill here: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c... Thank you to @authorsabb.bsky.social for these slides and the alt text, which you can also share on their insta: www.instagram.com/authorsagain...
A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!
H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!
