Matt ❌👑

Good morning my friend. Save adventures! 🫂

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Good morning people of my phone. Just a quick remember that you are loved, needed and worthy of whatever happiness you can find. BIG HUG from this rando on the interwebs.

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Equally as important, happy Friday! We made it!

Jump scare!

Jump scare

#reminder

Also a memorable sound to be sure. 🤪

LOL I have no idea. It was summer, I was wearing loose shorts... 🤷🏻‍♂️ But I remember that noise all these years later. 😂

<insert story about that little ball of steel bouncing down the airplane aisle and me just looking around like, hey, what was that? before taking my seat and trying not to die of embarrassment> - From the 20-something chronicles of Matt

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“The Dow is over 50,000 right now,” Bondi said in sworn House testimony when questioned about the lack of Epstein co-conspirator indictments. She added the S&P 500 and Nasdaq are “smashing records” and retirement accounts are “booming.” “That’s what we should be talking about.” 2/11/26 #Coincidence?

Trump appoints Erika Kirk to Air Force Academy board to continue Charlie's 'legacy' There are 16 seats on the board. Among them are Republican and Democratic lawmakers, as well as retired Air Force Col. Doug Nikolai.

Can we please speed up this timeline so we can get past the nonsense? #JFC #WTF

When this moron goes to jail (oh please oh please oh please make it soon), can we make sure he does not have access to the internet? Just give him a pad of paper and a pencil and tell him it's transmitting. He won't know the difference.

All I have is BIG HUGZ to offer from this side of the line.

I so look forward to day when this nonsense has passed into history once again. I can't read the news without a blood pressure pill lately.

Looking good! It’s a bit of a monsoon on this side of the pond, so a large umbrella is less a suggestion and more a necessity today. 😳☂

Good morning, my friend. Make it a great one. 🫂

Good morning wonderful people of my phone. Happy Wednesday to all who celebrate. What a crazy week. My coffee doing the heavy lifting this week, but still, we keep moving forward. Small wins count. Take a breath and keep going. You’ve got this.

You are loved and needed! 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

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Good morning people of my phone. Happy Monday to all you celebrate. Today, I feel the need to remind you to take care of yourself. It's OK if you're not OK. Take a step back, focus on yourself today. You're important, needed, and loved. You've got this. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

🥰✌️ #MadeMeSmile

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Question for the people of my phone: if I’ve been awake more than three hours, I can nap right? Isn’t that how it works? 🤷‍♂️

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Good morning, people of my phone. It’s Friday, which means the emails have stopped pretending to be reasonable and the coffee is working overtime. If you’ve made it this far without defenestrating your laptop or a co-worker, that counts as personal growth. Take care of yourself today! 🫂

Trump Says He Is Replacing Kristi Noem — The Wall Street Journal The Homeland Security secretary’s combative Senate hearing this week was a key factor, advisers say

Is this where we starting singing that ol' Wizard of Oz classic that starts with "ding-dong?"

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Today's mindset: Looking at the news makes me want to burrow into a blanket tent with a few books, a blanket, and some snacks. Not forever. Just until everyone calms down and remembers how to act like functioning adults again. Until then, I’ll be over here minding my business. ✌️

Agree. No further notes. 🤪

José Andrés, wearing a black helmet and tan vest, speaks closely with a person in a gray knit hat and winter coat outdoors. The World Central Kitchen logo appears in the top left. Overlaid text reads: “Every time I go to an emergency in the United States, it applies the same as anywhere in the world. People helping each other… this is the way.” The quote is attributed to José Andrés, WCK Founder, on Fox News on February 26, 2026.

I have few heroes. This is one of them. ❤️✌️

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Wow. 😳

Hahaha whatever this is, is already blocked. Looks like we’re in good company.

Good morning people of my phone... about to take a big step. Heart beating quickly. But... here we go!

Make it a great one!

Hmm. Almost fatal love bites seems on brand for the feline species. 🤷🏻‍♂️ watch yourself on the steps!

Morning Pete! ☕️🤪

I mean, to be honest, I'm doing both of those things now. I know, I know, I'm complex. But here's the thing. We can simply not turn on these networks, it is possible to go through an entire day without watching any of this media. I promise. It doesn't survive without us. #TurnItOff

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Good morning, people of my phone. As we close out the month and stare down the next, what have you been putting off? The application. The hard conversation. The first draft. Maybe today isn’t about finishing it. Maybe it’s just taking the first step. I believe in you. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️ Let’s surprise them all.