butterfly meme, guy is labeled business genius, butterfly is labeled DUMBEST FUCKING IDEA YOU'VE EVER HEARD, he is thinking 'Is this a solution?'
CEOs weighing in on the Strait of Hormuz:
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unthawing a guy frozen back in 2016 and telling him there's no Spurs v Leicester City fixture due to a relegation, but not in the way he's thinking
Palace 3, Spuds 1 at the half
you are 100% right about this
for folks who are active on x, threads, etc and feel bad about it bc of its stewards but have a hard time letting go: sometimes your behaviors overpower your values online because tech companies hire psychologists & sociologists to come up with ways to put you in that position
this is my emotional support cappy
yeah this isn’t really my wheelhouse either but I kind of thought those were fairly different genres of dude
is chalamet even a hunk. can a twink have hunkness?
[TRYING TO MAKE GENDERED STEREOTYPES BUT ALL THE WOMEN I KNOW ARE GAMES JOURNALISTS OR DEVELOPERS] all women prefer mass effect 1 to mass effect 2
receiving a letter from my lady love after eight months at sea reading “I have oft thought fondly of thy todger” and getting so horny I bore a hole through the keel
the film adaptation of “wuthering heights“ being in quotes further validates the potential of me doing “joe pesci’s ‘dune’”, setting aside that i’ve no filmmaking or screenwriting experience, nor a personal relationship with mr. pesci
he's just a little guy and it's his birthday
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.
The new MAHA campaigns are going to make kids stop eating vegetables the way my aunt accidentally got my cousin to quit weed by telling him how much she loved it and trying to bond with him about bongs
like apparently you just reach a point where these things make you so fucking stupid and apathetic that you can't even parse how bad the dogshit "diagram" you're getting it to shit out for you is
i think it's time to admit that AI usage seems to be the cognitive equivalent of getting repeatedly hit over the head with a boat oar
Twitter post from user no_goblins from 09/16/21 it says "Subtweeting irl would be hilarious. Someone walks into the party wearing an outfit I don't like and I stand up and announce to the whole room that "a lot of ppl think that boot cut jeans are acceptable but they're not"
what the fuck is this even about. "I liked old software version better" but coming from people whose brains are fully microwaved by AI-induced psychosis?
congrats on the penis surgery jon
it's extremely funny to wait a quarter century and THEN go full "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" mode
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
I have whatever kind of autism makes you want to buy this
Non-mafioso wearing a plush tracksuit is Stolen Velour
"she's changing her name from Kitty to Karen / she's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron" was a really inspired bit of lyric writing
It's 2025. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a stick of RAM. I catch her eye. I fumble the RAM and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
